Attack of the Clones

Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
I want to welcome all the new "mees" to the site. I was not aware I had such a differing opinion of myself. The Internet is fun. I knew people would sock me when I started this place. Why do you think I chose such a stupid name as "Photoshoptor Doctor"? Ha ha, you made an "ass" of yourself... Get it? Well, we both know that if you were good at "getting" jokes you wouldn't be picking apart the other Farkers' work.
How to Spot a Phony
Anyone visiting the comments section has no doubt noticed more than a few copies of me. Probably someone's attempt to get me to turn off anon commenting. Sorry, no dice Bucko. Anyone who wants to anon comment about anything, whether it be the Critic's sandy vagina or my own pathetic attempt at parody are more than welcome to. Here's how to spot a phony me:
1) Posting time of 6:00-12am: Not me. I don't get up that early. The only Blogger I know who of who posts from that time is Papa Bear over at the TFPSTC. I've seen him post around 7:30 am a couple of times. His goon squad has the run of this place until around noon.
2) Link goes to profile with fewer views than 200 something: Not me. The profile was created trying to match my own exactly. Though I'm not sure if they got the song right. I'd have to check. Anyway the new mees have much lower profile views.
3) Poorly written comments: Not me. Anyone who reads this rag should know of my own particular style. My impostors may want to consult a thesaurus.
4) Naming Farkers I hate: Not me. I love every Farker, especially the senior ones. Most definitely Brian O'Blivion. My work would not exist without yours. I even love the Critic. I hope he never shuts up. I didn't laugh this hard at the Simpsons Movie, and that's saying a lot.
Something Beautiful Happened
I don't often intend to do this, but I'm going to talk about some real Farkers for a minute. Anyone who follows the PSAEF should be familiar with the dust up that occurred between And-1 and HellYeahHokie. Both are PSers of the highest caliber, and it has hurt me to see them sniping at each other. I think their conversation in "R.I.P. TFPSTC Comment Section" helped to clear the air a bit. Sorry to put the spotlight on you guys, but I respect both of you too much to let this pass without giving other Farker's a chance to learn from your example. This forum will be open to anyone wanting to settle a beef. Just look out for the clones...
Speaking of Which
I want to apologize to any of you who were sock puppeted. Rest assure I had nothing to do with it. If anyone wants me to believe it's really you, use And-1's "waves at the bloggers" idea. Accept maybe you shouldn't post in the PSAEF. That might be distracting/threadjacking if it happens all the time. Just paste your comment's time code into your Fark Profile. Unless you're Roger Mexico's haxxxor, LOLz...
I Defeated your Assassin
Thought you could get the drop on me by sending that assassin dressed up like the mailman yesterday, eh Critic? The jokes on you, pal. He won't be reporting back any time soon. What's next, a fake meter reader? Bring it on.
I am an Attention Whore
I want you to look at me. LOOK AT ME!!!!!111!!eleventy!!! I am the best Blogger in the world. Love me! LOVE ME!!!!11!!! Oh yeah? Well I never loved you anyway. I hate you for making me love you! You never touch me anymore.
Stay tuned for more vaginal siliacate-infused jackassery from the Doctor!