H.R. Huff 'n Stuff
One of the most respected cliches on Fark is the Paint Huffer Guy (Painterus-Hufferus), also referred to by TFPSTC as Tillman's Dad. It is widely acknowledged by the Internet Humor Tracking Council to be one of the gravest threats to international humour security in the entire world.
The Man
Take a good look. This is the picture you will be posting/ losing to in the Fark PS contests. Obviously, this picture is a Fark exculsive, not seen anywhere else in the world of the Internet. No one knows who this man is, or why this picture was taken. Some have speculated that it may be a birthday photo. Perhaps it was taken on the day he graduated from law school.
Proper Usage
The Fark Voting Public (or FVP) have decreed that Huffer Guy be used in all situations where a guy has a face. The picture is quite versitile, and lends itself well to that effect. Today, I took some time out from blogging to post a Fark entry. I had almost forgotten I'm a photoshopper.
I Won...
I entered this in the "Make a Celebrity into the Paint Huffer Guy" contest that posted today. It was a late submission, but it totally dominated the limp-wristed efforts of the PSAEF regulars (hello if you're still actually reading this, guys! I really hope you have better things to do, though...)
Try to Keep Up
I see the Photoshoptor Socktor has updated his blog, found linked on the main page of TFPSTC. That's good, Socktor. Now there can be two voices of Truth and Reason. I'm glad you can use the cut/paste feature. Keep it going, friend.
Stay tuned for more tips from the Doctor! The troll thats so much of a troll that he only trolls other trolls...
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Cliche Tutorial IV: Golden Boy
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I disagree with everything I said and think I am gay. Oh wait, are we not still doing that?
PS is fun
Hey everybody!
****Crickets****
Wow! It looks like I did more than a little damage here. I was almost tempted not to say anything. But I can't help it. Not a single person commenting on your dumb little blog... besides you and the Stupid Baby Ranter. Seriously. "I Am Stupid. I Am Stupid."? Over and over again? That's supposed to be an insult? You're kidding, right?
Anyway I would have emailed you this just to avoid changing the comment count from 2 to 3. But you don't have your email posted anywhere. You left me no choice.
I know your type. You keep clicking on your blog. At all hours of the day and night. Checking all the comments to see it someone posted. It's what's occupying your time right now. It's your life. You thrive off the attention. But thanks to me, the 3 or 4 people who were behind you at the start are gone.
I can't take all the credit though. They would have been gone eventually because your words aren't worth reading. The whole attention whore thing you have going for you is also a major turn off.
While we're on the subject... nice attempt at attention whoring both your blogs again earlier today. Check out a screen shot! Nice work posting it at the very moment a moderator was in the forum. You're an idiot whose timing is impeccable.
That what is truly pathetic about your gay little project. You are so desperate for attention that you have to beg people to read your idiotic rantings. "Waaaaaaaaaaa the critic is gay and blah blah."
Normally, I'd say your blog would be dead in a week. But you are a glutton for punishment and will continue to post at least for a few more weeks even though no one is reading your blog. Not even me.
This will probably be my last time posting. You on the other hand will post a bunch of nonny comments to make yourself feel better and to make it look like you have people visiting. But it's all a lie, isn't it?
Someone smarter, funnier and wittier would come up with a really good parody. Like being really critical about Fark. Like pointing to someone's work and saying that a pixel was out of place in elle or Baxterslate's work.
But you can't because the critic wronged you in some way. Fucking baby. I'll admit that some of his criticism is completely misguided (like Heamer and PS for example). But, when it comes to people like you it's impossible to have a sense of humor about anything regarding things they hate.
Now, I know what you are going to say. I must be gay. That I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend and I'm still a virgin. That I'm an asshole with a shit load of free time. Actually I was in a terminal at Dulles airport and my flight was delayed. I was bored and had internet access. Not going to defend myself because the end result is classic. You won't admit it, but I totally put you in your place. At least as much as you can an anonymous blogger.
My energy was probably a little misguided, but I can't stand little cry babies like you. People that get offended at the drop of a baby bottle... or aren't really offended. They just like to have something to bitch about. You are the latter.
Don't forget to post this (in full please) in a blog posting that only you and your mom will read. Don't forget to say I'm the critic! The only thing it will prove is that I'm an asshole. But I'm a victorious asshole who kicked your ass!
And, I'm no critic, but your Huffing Mel Gibson Photoshop sucks monkey balls.
Love,
Socky The Master Sock Puppeteer
***Crickets***
Thanks for coming back. I've been waiting for you. I didn't have time to read you whole long winded babble, but I'll respond later. here are some initial reations:
Thanks for grabbing the screenshot. Why do you think I waited until the EXACT moment a moderator was present? Do you think I'm as stupid as you are?
I was proving a point. I will gladly take a ban any day of the week. That's not shit to me. I'm a Blogger first now. I will continue to post tirelessly until long after you and your ilk have faded to black.
Oh, and no one was commenting on your Critique before I showed up, just so you know. Except your socks. LMAO loser.
I'm an asshole. But I'm a victorious asshole who kicked your ass!
I'm still not clear on how. I set a trap for you, and you fell into it, because you're not that bright.
Sorry, no "victory" for you. And I don't care if you're the critic or one of his goons. Everyone still knows your pathetic and I'm much smarter than you.
Sock faggot sez: about my words or whatever
Sigh. You just don't get it, do you, Socky? My words are intended to irritate you. And they work. Very well I might add. You can claim victory, and in your own small brain you might even believe yourself. You accomplished absoulutley nothing. You didn't shut me up, and people still read this thing. More and more every day. Please promise to come back every post so I can humiliate you and/ or your Master, the Critic. And stay the hell away from Fark.
Now, I know what you are going to say. I must be gay. That I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend and I'm still a virgin.
Your words not mine, Socky.
That I'm an asshole with a shit load of free time.
Geez, are we related?
Actually I was in a terminal at Dulles airport and my flight was delayed.
Requesting a cavity search again, eh Socky? Don't worry, I won't tell your boyfriend.
I was bored and had internet access.
Holy shit, this is like the Twilight Zone. Me too!
Have we ever been photographed together?
Not going to defend myself because the end result is classic.
Classic PWNING. Of you. Lol loser
You won't admit it, but I totally put you in your place. At least as much as you can an anonymous blogger.
Grr, seriously, dude. To call you a retard insults the mentally handicapped. How did you put me in my place? By scrolling a bunch of garbage in the comment section of a blog i care nothing about? God, really. You even gave up and went to another comment section when it became obvious how stupid you were looking.
If I had been put in my place, why didn't I delete your spam? I edited it down to make it readable, but trust me. People are reading that and laughing their ASSES off at you.
weeeee mommy can I go on a slide? Are you serious? I'm not even going to guess at what your IQ is. I'm just sure I'd be terrified by the amount of responsibilty you have in the meat world.
That what is truly pathetic about your gay little project. You are so desperate for attention that you have to beg people to read your idiotic rantings. "Waaaaaaaaaaa the critic is gay and blah blah."
Nope, just giving them the page where all the Critic's postings will be cloned until he shuts his blog down.
Not a single person commenting on your dumb little blog... besides you and the Stupid Baby Ranter
Oh sorry. Comments are temporarily reserved for trolls. Come back soon, fag! I'll shame you any time you waste of life.
. "I Am Stupid. I Am Stupid."? Over and over again? That's supposed to be an insult? You're kidding, right?
Well, it's joke blog. And BTW, that's just the first Critic Radio Address. Many, many more to come. The fact that you listened to it just made me LOL. Did you hear the secret message at the end? It tells my true idenity.
I do not agree with Socky, and am not the site admin posting anon comments to make myself... um I mean himself feel better. Like the Critic always did.
Socky is smelly fuck face.
Don't forget to post this (in full please) in a blog posting that only you and your mom will read.
Umm, why would I repost a trolls pathetic blather on my main page? Sorry but I have some standards of writing. You lost me when you started going on about how you're a gay virgin or something. LOL...
Here's a tip if you want to get published: be conscise. Don't ramble on for two hours about your sex life, especially if you're trying to flame someone you have a crush on.
Sorry but my blog postings are for PS only. I've wasted enough time discrediting you. If people want to read your inane tirade they'll just have to view the comments. Don't bother deleting it either.
Oh, and unless you heap a bunch of thread spam and fake cambot blather on this post, we'll all assume you're the pathetic coward you are.
It's still Peanut Butter Jelly Time, BTW. Now go fix your damn link section. It's been broken for a damn year, Critty boy.
I said I wouldn't post again. I lied. But are clearly making even more shit up.
"More and more readers every day"? How can you tell how big your readership is? How are they finding your blog? Not through the critic's comments because he shut them down. You aren't getting any email (which is your mistake).
I was proving a point. I will gladly take a ban any day of the week. That's not shit to me. I'm a Blogger first now."
That makes zero sense. You wanted a ban? And if you are a blogger first... that's just priceless. No one is linking to your blog. And you don't even have the real (legitimate) critic's blog in your link section... which is a necessary evil if you want people to know what you are raging against. Or at least attempting to parody.
Nobody's reading this crap and you know it. I'm reading it because I'm your worst enemy for now. Nobody's voting in your polls. Everyone knows you're a total whore for attention. People don't like that
And what's this creating 2 profiles and having multiple conversations with yourself in the comments? It's easily one of the gayest things I've ever seen in my life. If you think that people want to read that or even have any respect for you... you are quite delusional.
-Socky-
PS. If you were really smart (and you aren't) you would have posted my original comments in a post and responded to it that way. Instead, it make it look like you must have ADHD to not be able to read from start to finish. Thanks to your need to post multiple comments in response to 1 comment.
attention whoring both your blogs again earlier today. Check out a screen shot! Nice work posting it at the very moment a moderator was in the
It's good to see I still have your attention. Thanks for confirming that you lurk in the forum. We all knew anyway, obviously.
I said I wouldn't post again. I lied.
And you were so believable...
"More and more readers every day"? How can you tell how big your readership is? How are they finding your blog?
You umm I mean the Critic still has me linked on the main page. Idiot. And don't bother saying you changed the link to your clone blog. They can still navigate here. Regardless I don't care who reads it. I hope no one reads it but you. Truly hilarious.
You aren't getting any email (which is your mistake).
Yeah, not letting you spam my email. What a mistake that is.
I don't want to hear from anyone. Who the fuck wants fan mail? Oh right, you.
That makes zero sense. You wanted a ban?
No, I wanted a pointless display of Bravado. Got my rocks off just right.
And if you are a blogger first... that's just priceless. No one is linking to your blog.
Oh wow. Guess I'll just stop then. Not.
And you don't even have the real (legitimate) critic's blog in your link section...
Lol, like I'd give "him" site traffic. HAHAHAHAHA.
That's the best joke of all. Now Critty Boy knows how easy a blog is to spoof.
Nobody's reading this crap and you don't care
Fixed that for you.
I'm reading it because I'm your worst enemy for now.
Wow. You're really scaring me. I have an ENEMY! Lol.
Nobody's voting in your polls.
No one would vote for the Critic if you didn't manipulate your polls. Critic.
Everyone knows you're a total whore for attention. People don't like that
And I don't like people. And I only want to waste your time and make you shake your fist. It's working great.
If I was a whore for attention, wouldn't I make an email address available? God you're stupid. This is the most fun I've ever had on the Internet.
Just wanted to pop in and say that I'm totally and completely gay
I read this blog while masturbating.
aren't you going to scroll my coments and get all frustrated again? Dickface.
And what's this creating 2 profiles and having multiple conversations with yourself in the comments?
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm the REAL critic! ROAR I CANNS SPELL GOOD!
It's easily one of the gayest things I've ever seen in my life.
same could be said for your "HAVING IT MY WAY LIKE THE BURGER KING TEHE."
That had my meat world friends ROLLING. Please, please please write some more stuff.
If you think that people want to read that or even have any respect for you... you are quite delusional.
I IS THE CRITIC ROAR THIS BLOG MAKES ME MAD SO I TROLL IT! I EAT SHIT!
This is what I think of you.
http://tinyurl.com/36vav5
C'MON ass clown. I want to get fucked up in this "hizzle"!
youre doing it wrong
i love enemies
come on socky. youre a pussy even by anon standards.
You're so great at missing the point.
lol trolls
Be sure to leave some more fake cam bot postings socky
the critic sucks
site admins never make fake anon postings
You already cut and paste it, but here is it. IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS
Clicky
Spectacular. I just got a new wallpaper. I really like that. Is it a Pollack?
Good night Socky. I got to sleepies now. See you (and your trolling spam) tomorrow. Hey... why not post as "me" some more. Your impersonation is muy believable.
Wow, socky, even Roger Mexico could manage to be brief about his supposed win.
And since you're no longer reading the good doctors blog, I won't bother telling you how much you suck and how imbecilic you sound continuously defending yourself.
Hey Nazi. You'd better look out, or Socky will copy your whole blog and try to pass himself off as you.
If you tell me to go fuck myself, I'll know it was him, lol. Oh, here's my favorite thing he said, BTW.
PS. If you were really smart (and you aren't) you would have posted my original comments in a post and responded to it that way.
Wow. This guy wants to be a blog star or something. I've never seen so many demands to be the subject of a post. Just so he knows, when the Critic started replying to us in his posts I knew he was finished. Not only is he a bad writer, but he doesn't have anything to write about per se.
Instead, it make it look like you must have ADHD to not be able to read from start to finish.
Nope, just ADD. And what do you know, I'm STILL smarter than you. I like race cars. I saw a brown dog once.
LOL stereotypes.
I know your type. You keep clicking on your blog. At all hours of the day and night. Checking all the comments to see it someone posted. It's what's occupying your time right now. It's your life. You thrive off the attention.
I believe you're thinking of this ass clown.
Critty Boy, if you're reading this (yes) remember to take your penicilin, or that rash I gave you will never clear up.
Shhh! I've got a secret!
lol TFPSTC
(From profile) Got Any Advice?:
Yeah. The best way to excel at photoshop is to learn by doing.
If TSZ is Critty Boy then I'm LMAO. Learn by doing? He skewers people on their first try (ex: Yodacat).
lol hypocrite
This has got to be the funniest shit I have ever read. That last run on the comments section the other day was hilarious. I especially loved the audio post. The end is the best part. Everyone I showed it too was laughing their asses off. Keep up the good work Doctor. I am getting endless hours of amusement from this.
By the way Socky, you sound like a little bitch.
Also, just so you don't start thinking I am the Doctor, you can think again. I stumbled upon this blog 3 days after it started, and have been folowing it every day, just to watch you and people like you get PWNED on a daily basis. I hope you continue to post here and keep me amused.
Hey Doctor,
I hope you keep this up, and don't stop drinking the monkey juice.
Thanks stay tuned for more... and more... and more...
lol internet
The critic is a closet case.
Ever seen his true face?
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