Touching a Nerve
Anyone who takes time to carefully examine yesterday's comment section may have noticed a bit of a conflict between the sock puppet Me (controlled by a coward) and the Critic. I hate that things got so ugly, but I think the Critic may have actually gotten his message across. I had never thought about it before, but he is just as stupid and gay as he claims to be. I was over-thinking the situation. At any rate, it's obvious to everyone how ruthlessly he got PWNED. I woke up this afternoon to a bunch of spam cambot postings. Wow. You know, that was the last straw. I hereby resolve to give up blogging forever. Just as soon as the Critic takes down his blog and I die of old age.
The Return of the King
My rivalry with Papa Bear over at the main site has apparently made him reconsider his "no comment" policy. Comments are now up and running. Go check the "site friends" links and see for yourself. I'm sure we'll all be glad to have a return to spirited debate over at TFPSTC. Thank the FSM for that. And kudos to the Critic for the snazzy new page design.
This May get Ugly
Anyone with a weak stomach had best not read tonight's comment section. Things are about to get said about people's mothers that you wouldn't believe. I'll allow it though. If Sock Puppet Me and the Critic want to duke it out, they can have at it. Keep it clean, guys!
Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...
The requested return of my most popular section, the MSPaint Tutorial. We'll be handling "Paint Huffer Guy," the perennial cliche heavyweight. Beloved by all, Huffer Guy is one cliche that is completely exclusive to Fark. No one else on the entire Internet is amused by it. Be sure to check out our exclusive write up.
Stay tuned for more tips from the Doctor! The anonymous defender of Free Speech who thinks the Critic should STFU!
Monday, August 20, 2007
The Internet: a Place for Rational People to Discuss Things
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22 comments:
I am gay, like my blog.
I'm a gay douche. Where's the sock?
No one will come to my funeral.
Thanks for stating what we all suspected, Critty Boy. Everyone knows you read this blog. Do you know who I am yet? I can't wait for you to find out.
You're so much smarter than me. And better looking.
I started something I can't finish.
I will never defeat the Doctor.
I'm still gay. My daddy touched my butthole.
The Photoshoptor Socktor is a bitch. Come fuck up my "hizzle" you pathetic cunt.
I think you're the ones that got served, son.
Word
served what? nothing? More please.
grow a pair queer
If I don't find this comment section spammed in 5 minutes, Socktor is teh PWNED. LOLz
I got SERVED! I got seeerrrrved bro. What are you from 2002 or something? Wow, way to bring the A material.
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I think you're the ones that got served, son.
Word
I will file this under "huge Critic Goon Squad retaliation; 08/21/07"
LMAO pussy
"Peace"
Please serve me again! I could use a laugh!
I suck and am totally gay. Everyone check my new blog posting! My opinions matter!
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me. Let's grow old together Critic.
This is my voice.
Well it looks like all sockie can be bothered to do is send cambots into my comment section. Aren't you going to PWN me? If I wake up tomorrow and there aren't a big stinking pile of thread spam comments I'm going to be pissed. Oh well. Ignoring me will not make me go away. I like blogging here in my "own little corner of the net."
Remember the 11th Commandment: "Thou shall take it up a notch."
I am gayer than the gayest gay in gaytown.
The Critc should take his page down.
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