Tutorial on Roger Mexico's Wife

Proper Creepy Guy placement
The longest running and perhaps best understood Fark Cliche is the Creepy Guy, also referred to as Roger Mexico's Wife. Everyone knows what he is a reference to, but no one is sure exactly who first started posting him. What is known is that every Fark entry, to be taken seriously, must include a Creepy Guy.

Here is the Creepy Guy, also referred to as Roger Mexico's Wife. His origins are mysterious and elusive.

Here is an attempt by a beginner that posted in a recent contest. WRONG! You fail! You can't even see his face. This n00b should just quit. Go hang yourself or something...

Here is an example of proper execution of the Roger Mexico's Wife cliche. Note how he is in the center, where you can see him.

Here is the winning entry that posted in that contest. I like to call this type of work a "cliche crossover." It is often unbeatable. The only defense? Paint Huffer Guy...
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