The Bitch is Back

Welcome Back, Boner...
Fark the Vote rules.
We're all celebrating here at the Clinic. Today, I have a glorious announcement: the return of Fark the Vote! Well, not the original, of course. More of a pale imitation, possessing none of the wit and charm that captured my heart last week. That being said, I'll take what I can get. His first post appears to be directed at me, so I'll respond here. Maybe then a few people will actually read it.
I'm glad you're back.
In His Own Words PWNED
Leave some more comments, bitch.
You Idolize TheSniperZERO.
I am wearing mirrors! WTF does that even mean?
OK, I'm going to stop you there. I do not idolize TheSniperHOMO. In fact, if any aspect of my life ever begins to even remotely resemble his, I'll kill myself. He's so bitter and burned out. Is that what all photoshoppers eventually become? Perhaps he and his goons are the symptoms of a larger disease.
They are. Big time.
And why shouldn't you?
He's a moran.
1. He can't write.
2. His blog isn't funny.
3. He sucks.
4. Something else that I reserve the right to make up at random.
He's gay.
You sit there, twiddling your thumbs, just wishing you could show people how witty and humorous you are. Your talents are wasting away. You need to find a canvas to spill yourself upon before your ego consumes you.
More like my Id at this point.
Are you kidding me? I'm a Farker. The whole world knows how awesome I am. Have you ever even been to
Fark? Check it out sometime.
Twiddling? The only thing I twiddle is your mom's cunt.
Then you see TheSniperZERO. Look at all the attention he's getting!
LMAO at that one.
Was that intended as sarcasm?
Nah he's not smart enough for sarcasm.
That attention should have been yours.
What attention? His average of two comments per post?
Or yours, right?
ROFL
You can't let your words fall on deaf ears. Like a leech you cling to him.
More like blind ears.
In case you're too stupid to notice, I haven't said one thing over at TFPSTC since the Critic reinstated comments. Not even anonymously, TSZ. And what's with all this "like a leech, you cling," bullshit? Corny.
No reason to comment at TFPSTC. The Critic reads this blog.
You wear mirrors to try and reflect his minimal success.
That's offically the stupidest thing I've heard today.
OK, now I know you're the Critic. If you aren't, please note that confused imagery is his bit. Nobody likes a ripoff, Boner.
The Critic is my bitch now.
You're the sincerest form of flattery, however oblivious to it you may be.
Kill yourself.
It's funny, I was about to say the same thing about you. Thank you so much for coming back. We missed you in the three days you were able to stay away. Now get back to doing what you do best: posting the contest "O's" in BMP format.
Bring it on, jackass.
Stay tuned for more cross-posted insanity from the Doctor!