Cliché Today

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Greetings, crickets and trolls. A recent poorly spelled email noted that some time had passed since my last cliché tutorial. While I disagree with what the writer had to say about my mother, I admit he has a point about the tutorial lapse. After all, clichés are the most important thing in the world. Way more important than original ideas. "Original" stuff makes me confused. Am I supposed to like it? Is it funny? How do I know if it's funny unless I've seen the joke a thousand times? Today, we will be taking a look at a classic Fark cliché. Can you guess which one? I'll give you a hint...
I like astronaut ice cream
It's an X-Files Reference
I have a picture of the Sniper's real face.
That's right, the notorious "I want to believe" poster from Fox Mulder's office. And for the record, I like to think of it as a reference to the "good" episodes of the X-Files. Like the one where the guy crawled in through the air duct and ripped out that dude's liver. Not the shit episodes that led up to the shit movie. Damn, that movie sucked.
Look for the Jib Jab video soon.
TheSniperZERO is a cocksmoker
Proper Usage
I'm so sick of his shit.
In the past, clever Farkers have often replaced the spacecraft with any number of humorous things. Purists will claim that "thing" substituted should be roughly disc shaped, but they are simply too old fashioned to keep up with modern trends. Nowadays, clever photoshoppers will put in all types of ironic items for hilarious comedic effect.
Thanks for turning your non comments back on, Critic.

I'm your best enemy

For example, here I have pasted in a picture of a book that I once saw in a motel. A great many politicians believe in this book. They live their lives by it, when they aren't abusing drugs and petitioning police officers for oral sex. That makes "the Bible" a source for great comedic fodder. For more comedy tips, look for my upcoming post "Humor 101."

I will never stop posting.

Here is my winning entry from the tumbleweed contest. Obviously it is of superior quality. Note the ragged edges. I've learned the hard way not to spend too much time on a Fark entry. If you make your work too clean, the voters will think you're some kind of know-it-all bitch. If you spend more than five minutes on a photoshop, you are over-thinking the concept. Also, it has been previously stated, but let me reinforce that you should be using only the most up to date version of MSPaint.

FUCK YOU TSZ

Stay tuned for more humorously stated insights from the Doctor! They are valuable to the community!