Friday Q&A

Urgent Questions Abound
Don't act like a bitch on the new forum, TSZ
Greetings once again, crickets and trolls. I've been getting a huge number of requests here at the Clinic, via my email address. I really wish I could answer all your questions. It would be stupid on my part to divulge all of my secret tips, but I guess I can let a few of the basic ones go. I present them to you here, in a handy Q&A format.
LOL, BTW. Mr Squirrel beat you to the punch.
Q: What is the best image manipulating program?
Or were you just bullshitting?
A: This one is easy. You should be considered retarded for even daring to ask it. In the eyes of the serious professional, there is only ONE program. Microsoft Image Editor, baby. I have a copy of version 1.0, and it's great. I had to downgrade my system to Windows 98, but it was totally worth it.
Where can I get a pint of astronaut ice cream?
Q: What is the best image format?
Blogging rules.
A: Another easy question. It's like the drunk freshmen sorority slut of questions. If you don't already know the answer, please kill yourself and spare the world the disgrace of your "learning". The best format EVAR is bitmap. Don't listen to the jpeg snobs. Bmp has many advantages over jpeg and the other "bastard" formats. For example, bitmap images are HUGE. Keeping a bunch of superfluous crap on your hard drive is a great way to remind yourself that there's a bunch of superfluous crap on your harddrive.
TheSniperZERO is an AW.
Q: Are you mad that the Critic ripped off your redlit images feature?
I've seen him kill before.
A: Finally, a real question. As you are all aware, Papa Bear has taken up the worthy cause of redlit PS links. Good for you, Critic. Am I mad? Of course not! For the record, it's not the first time he's copied me. I think we all know that the "Photoshoppers of the Week" has been a regular feature in my blog since 1997. Critty Boy took that idea and ran with it. I don't like to call it a ripoff. More like inspiration, really.
He's a monster and must be stopped.
Q: Do you like the Critic's new avatar?
What happend to Fark the Vote? No posty!?
A: Absolutely. What a great look for him. I see a lot of parallels between Loco Roco (a video game that few people understand), and TFPSTC (a blog that no one understands the purpose of).
Like we fucking care who he is.
That's all the questions for today, kids. Keep sending them in, and I'll continue to share my wealth of knowledge. Trying to be like me is the most worthy cause of all.
Jackass.
Stay tuned for more smug assumptions from the Doctor!