Questionable Questions
HAHA hit he with another poem, hoss!
Has it been a week already? Gather round, kids. It's time for your favorite feature, the Friday Q&A. Don't let it slip my mind next time. Saturday Q&A doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
I wish they'd fix the fucking que. And you're a fag.
Q: What was your favorite Fark image this week?
It is teh suxxors lately.
A: Easy question. You're stupid for not knowing, and should be hated. Hands down, the best image this week has to be an entry that appeared in the "Sloth" contest. Created by the lovely and talented Quickdraw, this one easily landed in the winner's circle.
I hate stupid rules.
Why was Lust an insta? Dumbshits.
Breathtaking, isn't it? Looks like I've got a new desktop wallpaper. Way to raise the bar, QD. Unfortunately, from a modly perspective it qualified as an unaltered GIS (whuh?) and got zapped. Which leads us to our next question.
GISers deserve to die.
Q: What's with all the unedited GIS pictures in the recent contests?
"NO PS N33D3D!"
"NO PS N33D3D!"
A: There were always a few, but it seems to have gotten bad lately. There was some outright thievery in the Anger contest that I found shocking. I suppose there will always be a few morons who post "No PS needed" with some stupid GIS image, but we notice it more with the auto-vote feature. Look for an upcoming post with some of the crap I saw in today's Lust contest. You can hate on Totalfarkers, but at least we don't post garbage like that. I think regardless of the theme or picture, we do a pretty good job setting up a contest for the general population to come take a big crap on. You just don't see GIS nonsense and trolling comments until after a thread goes live. Speaking of which...
What kind of a name is Edward Boner?Q: What's with the trolling crap?
Dick is short for Richard, not Edward.A: Seems to be a common occurrence lately. Every contest has some jerk to proclaim it the "worst contest ever" or chastise us for not PSing some stupid idea that seems obvious to them. IMO, anyone who does that should get their Fark account banned after being kicked down a stairwell filled with broken glass and used syringes. Maybe I'm just bitter. I should write a poem about it.
Who do you think I am now, asshat?
Thanks for reading, crickets and trolls. I want to close out today's post by expressing my extreme disappointment with Fark the Vote. I've been waiting for your next hamfisted poetic "attempt" for two days now, Boner. What gives? We miss you, already.
LOL "Dick is short" probably not the 1st time he heard that.
Stay tuned for more burning questions from the Doctor!
11 comments:
I wish they'd fix the fucking que.
It's spelled queue, idiot.
No it's quoo, you dickless shit for brains. Good to know you're reading the hidden messages.
Anonymous said...
I wish they'd fix the fucking que.
It's spelled queue, idiot.
seriously, how gay are you?
I must be a flaming homo to be reading this blog, that's for damn sure.
Anonymous is gay, and said...
I must be a flaming homo
Yes, you are.
to be reading this blog,
And yet you always do. lol loser.
thats' foar damm shure.
Fixed that for you.
Anonymous said...
I must be a flaming homo to be reading this blog, that's for damn sure.
i think you were gay long before the internet.
Leave your comment
Leave the gayest anonymous comment you can think of. Don't hold back.
Says the anonymous blogger.
TheSniperZero was outed and instead of crawling into a hole and dying, he dared to continue his blog. I'm not at liberty to judge whether or not he should still be posting, but at least he's not a big pussy like you are.
When you chastise everyone for posting negative comments toward you and your anonymous self you sound like a huge hypocrite.
Is calling everyone you don't like 'gay' or calling them names the best attack you've got? It only shows your lack of wit and maturity.
You know this by now, but no one is going to ever take you seriously as long as you are hidden behind that avatar of yours. Though, it's probably best that you never reveal yourself. You might be someone whose work everyone dislikes. Or even worse, has never affected anyone enough to know who you are.
On that note, I'll stay anon until you do. Not that you care or anything. I know I don't.
Leave the gayest anonymous comment you can think of. Don't hold back.
Fine. You are a huge faggot! Please post more here on your homo blog and less of your gay ass shit on Fark. In fact. Don't post your MS Paint garbage on Fark ever again.
Gay enough for you Queen Texaco?
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
Love,
Not Rugbyjock
Anonymous fag said...
Leave your comment
Leave the gayest anonymous comment you can think of. Don't hold back.
Says the anonymous blogger.
Anonymous? I'm the Doctor. Asshole.
TheSniperZero was outed and instead of crawling into a hole and dying, he dared to continue his blog.
His blog sucks now. What a joke.
I'm not at liberty to judge whether or not he should still be posting,
He shouldn't be.
but at least he's not a big pussy like you are.
Says the ever anonymous pussy. lol.
When you chastise everyone for posting negative comments toward you and your anonymous self you sound like a huge hypocrite.
Chasitise? You can sound as stupid as you want. I think it's great.
Is calling everyone you don't like 'gay' or calling them names the best attack you've got?
No, but it suits me at present.
It only shows your lack of wit and maturity.
Duh, yo mama so fat.
You know this by now, but no one is going to ever take you seriously as long as you are hidden behind that avatar of yours.
Ok, for like the millionth time: This is a parody blog. If you actually think I want to be taken seriously, that I'm some egomaniac like TSZ, well fuck you.
Though, it's probably best that you never reveal yourself. You might be someone whose work everyone dislikes.
Like you?
Or even worse, has never affected anyone enough to know who you are.
Then why wouldn't I just reveal myself?
On that note, I'll stay anon until you do.
I don't want to know your name. You might be someone who has never affected anyone enough to know who you are. lol loser.
Not that you care or anything. I know I don't.
I care about you. Let me pour you a glass of warm milk and we can cry about it, you emogoth pissant.
Anonymous moron said...
Leave the gayest anonymous comment you can think of. Don't hold back.
Fine. You are a huge faggot!
You are!
Please post more here on your homo blog
Count on it, bitch boy.
and less of your gay ass shit on Fark.
Like you're so great. You probably hold the record for lowest avg vote score you fairy pissant cocksmoggler.
In fact. Don't post your MS Paint garbage on Fark ever again.
I'd like to see you stop me, friend.
Gay enough for you Queen Texaco?
Not nearly. You left out the part about how you suck cocks to get the scent of wine coolers off your breath before you drive your miata to the Banana Republic. And I'm not Texaco.
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
ROFL
Love,
Not Rugbyjock
Obviously not. He isn't a giant fuckface McDouchehymen like you.
but at least he's not a big pussy like you are.
You're a pussy, and I fuck you every day.
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