Thursday, September 27, 2007

New Hotness

Changing the Face of Criticism
WTF? No hate poem today?
Hello once again, crickets and trolls. I thought I'd take time to highlight some of the exciting new features here at the Clinic. By now, you've probably noticed my improved profile avatar. Since the Critic is no longer wearing his Palpatine mask, my old ass-faced icon was looking a bit out of style. Definitely time for an update.
Stupid asshat.
BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK!!!
New! The Video Dumpster and News Feed

Fark the Joke is more like it.
New features abound here at the Clinic. I've installed a feed to keep you updated on the latest photoshopping information. It's conveniently located on the sidebar, below the polls. There you can also find another exciting new feature, the Video Dumpster. It's your go to place for all the hottest PS tutorials. Just click a video that looks interesting. It will play at the top of the screen in a teeny tiny window. Squint your eyes, and it might be useful. Isn't Blogger great?
Your poetry sucks.
Stay tuned for more useful features from the Doctor!

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