Losing a Friend
HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
Today is a sad day at the Picture Clinic. It is my solemn duty to report the untimely demise of the hate blog Fark the Vote. The mysterious and enigmatic blogger known only as "Edward Boner" has unshared his profile, effectively ending his war against the Totalfark "elite." Why Boner? Did your ill-conceived sponsorship end? Did TheSniperZERO's assassins finally finish the job? We may never know, since he's too much of a coward to leave anon comments on my blog anymore.
Totalfark RULES
He was TSZ, I bet.
You know what I'll miss the most? Worrying about whose head would end up on a pike if a Liter rebellion ever occurred. Clearly, that was the intent of "Boner's" page: to trigger some sort of uprising in the Farklite community. Like a Helter Skelter of image mangling, or some such nonsense.
You're too chicken to comment. bwak bwak bwak!
Honestly, I'm not sure what his beef was with Totalfark. It's the cheapest recurring expense in my budget. I spent all week paying out money to various asshole corporations. I have no problem giving Drew five bucks to obtain an unfair advantage in the PS contests. Fark is not a level playing field, but its uneven nature has inspired some of my favorite 'shoppers to better themselves. To that effect, I say long live the status quo.
15 comments:
I can't believe he took his page down? WHY? Where will I see the upcoming contest pics? Oh right, the Totalfark contest page.
I think the funniest thing was how he razzed me an the critic for having 6 people read our blogs or something. More like 7, asshole.
Texaco Saves sucks!
Anonymous douchebag said...
Texaco Saves sucks!
You still think I'm Texaco?
That's cool. Keep telling yourelf that.
Can you blame anyone for thinking that? You have created 3 or 4 useless blogs... and probably FarkTheVote since it's just as obsessed with TSZ as this one.
Judging from that you're probably someone as useless as Texaco Saves, Reverend Farkoff, Fark_The_Poor, FotoFark, Grampy, or Prufrock2.
Can you blame anyone for thinking that?
Yes, because they are stupid.
You have created 3 or 4 useless blogs...
Not as useless as TFPSTC.
and probably FarkTheVote since it's just as obsessed with TSZ as this one.
Um, no. Sorry, but even I lack the ability to make myself sound that retarded.
Judging from that you're probably someone as useless as Texaco Saves, Reverend Farkoff, Fark_The_Poor, FotoFark, Grampy, or Prufrock2.
So that's your hate list, eh? Every one of those people is better than you. You sir, are the most useless one of all. Congratulations!
you just wish you knew who this really was. I know who the doctor is and you don't. That must make you insane at night, trying to decipher who this is. I don't even participate in Fark and I know who the doctor is. Haha, suck it bitch boy.
---Keep drinking the monkey juice.
Who cares who Doctor Dickless is anyway?
Anonymous babbled, whilst drinking his own urine...
Who cares who Doctor Dickless is anyway?
That's not what your mom said. Seriously though, no one cares, except for the Critic and his goons. Which were you, again?
Seriously though, no one cares, except for the Critic and his goons. Which were you, again?
Then why do you do this? No one really cares. Not even the critic cares. You are not significant enough for a nasty write up on the critique. If you are trying to annoy him it doesn't seem to be working. BTW... nice picture Doctor Assface.
Then why do you do this?
Because it pisses you and people like yourself off. Enough to comment, anyway.
No one really cares. Not even the critic cares. You are not significant enough for a nasty write up on the critique.
He reads everything I post. He wishes he could quit me.
If you are trying to annoy him it doesn't seem to be working.
Oh it's working. I could actually take it up a notch, but I'm being somewhat polite.
BTW... nice picture Doctor Assface.
Umm, thank you. Congratulations on your grasp of iconographic representation. Your prize is a free bashing of your head into the wall. Go ahead and obtain it now, I'll be here waiting.
I'm not angry. I'm not pissed off. Why would I be? It does make me sad that you have so much time on your hands to answer every anonymous comment within the span of 20 minutes. Half of those comments are probably yours, but still...
I'm not angry. I'm not pissed off. Why would I be?
What am I, your therapist? I don't care why you're here. I'm just glad you are.
It does make me sad that you have so much time on your hands to answer every anonymous comment within the span of 20 minutes.
Oh, am I supposed to wait a half hour? It makes me sad that you (incorrectly) measure the average span of time in which I respond to the insipid comments that you have never even been creative enough to ascribe a fake name to. Really, I'll respond whenever I see fit.
Half of those comments are probably yours, but still...
Yes, the ones with my "picture" are "mine." Wow, you're pretty good at noticing things. But still... you're stupid.
Half of those comments are probably yours, but still...
Yes, the ones with my "picture" are "mine." Wow, you're pretty good at noticing things. But still... you're stupid.
My comment referred to all "anonymous" comments. But I'm sure that you knew that already.
Anonymous babbled...
My lame anonymous comment referred to all lame "anonymous" comments.
But I'm stupid and gay.
Fixed that for you.
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