Photoshoppers of the Week

The Best and Worst for 9/2-9/8

If I'm ever going to keep pace with Papa Bear over at TFPSTC, I had better step up my game. Therefore, I submit to you the Photoshoppers of the Week, before the week is over. How do ya like being beaten to the punch, Critic?
The Worst
Yodelscream's Greg Brady contest pic makes me want to retch. I am being extremely generous when I say that. I couldn't believe it placed as high as it did. If Drew Curtis would ever respond to my Farkbacks and make my vote worth 100 votes, we wouldn't have crap like this landing in the top ten. It's an insult to us as a community.

This entry by Galactic Drunk is pure crap. Somebody should tell this guy to line the tongue and balls up properly. Frankly, it's not a good concept. I fail to see the humor in it. Why would a giraffe want to lick a squirrel's nuts? They taste terrible. I alerted the moderators about this one, because I don't think trash like this belongs in a Fark contest. like TSZ
The Best
Cherry Sphincter wowed the Fark audience with his winning entry in the Giraffe contest. By using the longest running Fark cliche, Roger Mexico's Wife (whose origins are uncertain) CS was assured a big win.
This stunning entry from TheDiaperHERO was the top vote getter in the Greg Brady contest. Well done, TDH. He received over 600 votes, and a lifetime Ultrafark subscription. Also, Rick Astley came to his house and gave him a reach around while wearing a gorilla costume.
I think what made this picture stand out was the complex interplay of light and shadow. Or Perhaps it was the pretty picture frame. At any rate, during the Post Contest Interview, TheDiaperHERO said that he owed all his success to anally-induced ejaculation. TSZ's Greg Brady was awesome. Well done!
Stay tuned for more fictitious critiques from the Doctor! TSZ, I am your father!