Red Light District
The Critic is gay
What were the admins thinking when they let this submitted photoshop link get passed over? What a shame. There are literally two ideas that I can think of for this one. Let us take a look at what could have been...
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This first one was inspired by the myth of Global Warming. What a load of hogwash. I've pulled more believable scientific theories out of my ass. It's just a diversion designed to distract us from the fact that vampires are real. This has been proven in at least 12 scientific research journals. Email me if you wish to discuss the details.
Wait for the birthday surprise...
I was born in Saginaw Mich.
This second image is dedicated to Heamer, a talented photoshopper who was accused of being me (how loathsome) merely because of his choice of the superior BMP image format. I salute you Heamer, for you are not me.
fuck the critic.
Stay tuned for more denials from the Doctor!
8 comments:
Heamer isn't a photoshopper. He uses MS Paint like you, Texaco. ;)
Heamer (not Heamer) said...
Heamer isn't a photoshopper. He uses MS Paint like you, Texaco. ;)
Ok, again, I am not Texaco Saves. Wasn't I supposed to be Prufrock2?
Seriously, you WISH I was Texaco. Where's your proof? Because I use BMP images? LOL BMPs are awesome. If you want clues, go read the secret messages I write into every post.
Also, Heamer is one of the best PHOTOSHOPPERS I know. If people who use Corel or GIMP can be photoshoppers, then MSPaint users can be too. And for the record MSPaint is better than Photoshop.
I'm still not Texaco, idiot. ;(
For anyone who's curious, the Critic thinks I'm Texaco Saves because of a 'shop TS did in the Stalin contest. Apparently, I'm not the only one who thinks the Critic is gay.
I'm not the critic and I think that you're Texaco. It's obvious since you save everything as a .bmp image. No one who uses photoshop would do that.
If you're not him, then you are surely not someone who uses photoshop correctly.
I'm not the critic and I think that you're Texaco.
You're still wrong.
It's obvious since you save everything as a .bmp image. No one who uses photoshop would do that.
I use MSPaint Ultra. Bitmaps rule. Fuck Jpegs.
If you're not him, then you are surely not someone who uses photoshop correctly.
And if you're not the Critic, you're surely as big a douchebag as he is. But putting our layered multiple identities aside, I must say that "not using photoshop correctly" is an incredibly snotty thing to say. Really, that kind of attitude is the reason this blog exists, so thank you. But seriously, I promise not to use bitmaps from now on. Sorry if I offended you. Well, not really.
You're Texaco Saves!
Anonymous said...
You're Texaco Saves!
Keep telling yourself that.
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