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The Emergence of Emergency
I am the egg man
Well well well. Well, well, well, well. It appears we have a new player on the Fark Blog scene. In addition to the more upscale sites like TFPSTC and my own beloved Picture Clinic, we now also have Fark the Vote. This exciting new Fark Blog is run by a mysterious photoshopper who identifies himself only as "Edward Boner."
I am the walrus
Boner (his real name) sees himself as the liberator of the unwashed Fark masses. He wants to knock down the ivory tower of the Totalfark elite, to confiscate our votes and distribute them amongst the Fark Lite masses. Sorry Boner, but if communism didn't work in eastern Europe, I doubt it can be properly implemented on a moderately popular news aggregate site.
Secret Code: JHGD/USKI/GJTRIU/YGO/EHGR/URYU/EDWE
In his first posting, Boner revealed several upcoming PS contest pics. Of course, he has since removed that posting since it was a flagrant violation of the Fark TOS. However, a cryptic message has appeared in its place:
Hey there, friend.
DON'T FRET MY PET
Currently working on a better way to threaten your votes. Stay tuned.
Posted by farkthevote@gmail.com at 1:09 PM 0 comments
you wish you were me.
We joke about a lot of things here at the Clinic, but voting is not one of them. How dare you threaten our precious votes? Voting is the most important thing in the world! Mocking the Critic is fun and all, but the very thought of letting those filthy liters get their grubby little hands on the contest pics ahead of schedule? That goes against the natural order.
the critic started that new blog
And he's currently working on a better way to threaten our votes. FSM only know what devious schemes a mastermind like that is capable of cooking up. Run TFers. Run for cover.
I bet he did...
Stay tuned for more fear-mongering from the Doctor!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Rise of the Proletariat
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13 comments:
It's obviously someone who hates the whole concept of voting. Maybe someone who hates the cliche nonsense. Maybe...
Andy? Andy Iceprey?
Andy hates the concept of voting? If THAT isn't ironic, I don't know what is.
Here's the latest post over at Fark the Vote:
Stop the whiney, juvenile internet feuds.
NEVAR!!!11!
It's like watching 2 nerds slapfight each other over a Dungeons and Dragons dice roll.
D&D sucks.
Also, please don't email to request that I not post the upcoming contest pictures. I'm going to do whatever I want, and if that includes posting the O's, that is exactly what I'm going to do.
Well ok Sunshine. We don't give a shit what you do. The Mods on the other hand...
Right now I'm focusing on a different method of bringing your hierarchy to it's knees.
OK GODDAMNIT... LISTEN to me. "its knees." NOT "it's knees." Did anyone on the Inernet take Sixth Grade English?
Yeah, I'm guessing Andy Iceprey would know the proper usage of "it's" and wouldn't capitalize The in Fark the Vote.
It can't be me. I love the whole concept of voting. I cherish cliche nonsense. I support all whiney juvenile internet feuds. And most important, I would never post a blog in that puke green color. Eeeuuu.
So who is this self-styled, latter-day Robespierre? I have no idea, but I'll sure have fun not caring.
But thanks for the vote of confidence in my spelling and grammar ability, Doc. Its definately appreciated.
I would never post a blog in that puke green color. Eeeuuu.
Yeah, what a hideous template. No accounting for taste, I suppose.
So who is this self-styled, latter-day Robespierre? I have no idea, but I'll sure have fun not caring.
It's probably TSZ running a false flag operation.
But thanks for the vote of confidence in my spelling and grammar ability, Doc. Its definately appreciated.
LOL. Obviously anyone who's ever used grammar wrong is an ignoramus.
Good speling is esential.
good grammar are important too.
This blog should be all about how you are Texaco Saves, and how much Texaco Saves rules!
Anonymous loser whined...
This blog
Is awesome? I know.
should be all about how you are Texaco Saves, and how much Texaco Saves rules!
Texaco Saves does rule, I won't argue that point. However, I'm not switching blog formats. That would take 5 seconds.
Why not just admit that you're Texaco Saves? Maybe then people would actually vote for you.
Anonymous douchefag blubbered...
Why not just admit that you're Texaco Saves?
The same reason you don't admit you're a stupid fuckwad, except I'm not lying.
Maybe then people would leave dumb anonymous comments on your blog because they are gay.
Fixed that for you.
It's Peanut Butter Jelly time!
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