Blog Directory Part I

A Guide to the Fark Blogweb

Hello there, crickets and trolls. As promised, I am bringing you a handy reference guide to the ever-expanding universe of Fark blogs. As previously stated, a new one is created every fifteen seconds. Thank the FSM that Blogger has such ease of access to the mentally ill.

Picture Clinic VIP
My newest offering to the Fark Blogweb is becoming way more of a hit than I ever expected. It's a troll-free speakeasy, where popular PSers can meet to exchange ideas and conspiracy theories. To avoid undue attention, I've requested all members not to speak about the VIP Clinic in the PSAEF. This week, I've been letting a few of my allies write their own feature posts. I think it adds a level of user interactivity that other blogs fail to deliver.
Overall Grade A++

The Credibility Critic
Apparently a "historical recreation" of the original Credibility Critic's blog. For anyone new to the Fark blogosphere, TCC was one of the first to speak out against the Critic. The original site featured screenshots of deleted comments and other interesting conjecture about TFPSTC's motives. Unfortunately, the original text of TCC was lost in a fire that the Critic denies all knowledge of.
Overall Grade: C

The Anonymous Critique
This mysterious blog appeared recently, but has remained largely inactive. It appears to be written in some sort of bizarre code. There is potential here, but it is largely untapped.
Overall Grade: D+

Classic Fark the Vote
Who among us doesn't pine for the hate poetry of Edward Boner? You don't? Well you should. After all, he changed the way we think about how people with severe head injuries view the Fark community. Maybe we can convince him to write us a few more verses. Why not Boner?
Overall Grade C+

The Sneaker Critique
Go check out Boner's newest blog to see his humorous take on amputees. What a hilarious concept. Unfortunately, this blog is written by Boner, so it suffers from his inability to construct a sentence in the English language. If you're as big a fan of poor writing as I am, you'll definitely want to check this one out.
Overall Grade: F--

TheSniperZERO Critique
My own foray into PS criticism, where I critique the only PSer who truly deserves to have his work shit on, TheSniperZERO. He's never responded in person, but an "anonymous" poster always shows up to defend his lackadaisical image manipulation. Unfortunately, TSZ just isn't prolific enough of a PSer to support a full-time hate blog.
Overall Grade: B-

The Fark Photoshop Thread Critique
The original source of PS antagonism, TFPSTC is a hate blog run by formerly anonymous Farker TheSniperZERO. Many claim he has lost his edge since the unmasking, but I welcome the change in attitude. Maybe if he kisses enough ass, we'll except him back into our good graces. Perhaps even forgive his sock puppetry and hamfisted attempt at silencing dissent. Nah, that'll never happen. Still a good read, though.
Overall Grade: C

TFPSTC Classic
If you're like me, you miss the old look of the TFPSTC. Not too long ago, TSZ changed his name to the Super Happy Fun Critic, abandoning his Palpatine mask. If you get nostalgic for his old grinning visage, just head over to TFPSTC Classic . While you're there, be sure to check out the grammar-corrected posts.
Overall Grade: B-

That's all for this installment, gentle reader. As always, thanks for stopping by. Be sure to join me next time, when I'll be reviewing more Fark blogs. Who knows? Maybe I'll even post a screenshot of TPC:VIP for all you peons to drool over.

Stay tuned for more snotty elitism from the Doctor!