Friday Q&A

It Burns When I GIS
Boner deleted his blog again. LOL...
Welcome back, crickets and trolls. I hope everyone is doing well today. I want to let the Critic know that I'm sorry he got passed up for promotion at the The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (and Shark Fin Canning Plant). That sucks, buddy. You're always welcome to come work with me at Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
Generally speaking, it was an exciting week at Fark. I'm sure you have a lot of questions for me. Fire away, gentle reader.
this never ever gets old.
Q: How pissed off are you, and why?

A: I'm madder than a trite literary cliche in heat about the goings-on at Fark this week. The hilarious Sin contest series set back my faith in Farklite PSers a long way, with all their GISing and trolling comments. Honestly, I used to see promise in their work. Now when I see good Liter shopping, I'm automatically suspicious that it was stolen from someone else. Everyone wants to take the easy way out. Why waste time PSing when you can just post someone else's picture? Son of a bitch!

Q: Full Metal Alchemist...

A: ARRGHHHH!!!! I fucking hate that show. Stupid bunch of anime garbage, IMO. Unfortunately, it seems to have a fairly large Fark following. In every one of the Sin threads, a bunch of jackasses posted FMA screencaps. That's what the two pics of the same anime chick that I mentioned in the previous post were referencing. Since they were mostly "no shop, no vote" entries they largely got deleted. That must have stuck in thelunatick's craw, because he posted this in the Envy contest:



Then he captions it "actual shop so mods won't delete." That pisses me off more, because it comes across like he's trying to circumvent the posting rules. He and about five others were posting lousy screencaps all week. This pic from Gluttony still stands, I believe.



I just don't understand why this symbolizes gluttony. Because it's a fat guy? And why would any of the seven deadly sins tie in with a show about the heretical practice of alchemy? It doesn't make sense.
I am not Texaco Saves. Are we still doing that?
Q: How stupid is alchemy?

A: Alchemy, the medieval practice of trying to turn lead into gold, is a pretty dumb idea. Gold isn't valuable because it's such a great metal. It's valuable because it's rare. If you go and make a bunch of gold, you just serve to drive down the price for that commodity. Starting with lead is a dumb choice, anyway. That element is like the D student of the periodic table.

Q: You're such a fucking attention whore!

A: OK, that wasn't really a question, but since you brought it up, I'd like to offer definitive proof that I'm not an AW.

Go look for this image in the train thread. You won't see it, because this shop was never posted. In fact, I never even intended for it to be a part of the train. We all know I have an alt account that I could have posted it under. And yet I didn't. There is, in fact, no need to. Though it would have been fun to defend against the sure-to-ensue barrage of identity accusations. Maybe next time.

secret idenity scramble: eyfhshufsghs

That's all for today, gentle reader. Before I close out the post, I'd like to take some time to personally taunt the blogger known as "Edward Boner." Hahahaha, you are stupid. Please write some more bad poetry and then delete it.

I win again

Stay tuned for more regularly occurring features and taunts from the Doctor!