Friday, October 12, 2007

Friday Q&A

Questionable Motives

Hello there, crickets and trolls. It's time for the Friday Q&A. In this feature, my readers have a chance to seek enlightenment through the time-honored tradition of the Socratic Method. As a doctor, it is my sacred duty to heal the wounds of ignorance and mend the bones of knowledge. Ask away, gentle reader.
And bend the mind of Boner.
Q: Why does the Critic hate Tillman so much?
secret idenity clue: 8/15/07 posting
A: I have no idea. I just got done reading a scathing review of the old Tillmeister, over at TFPSTC. Looks like he made the Worst Photoshopper of the Week for the nine billionth time. The Critic should just rename that feature the Worst Tillman of the Week and be done with it. Why even bother to critique the rest?
The Critic is gay for Tillman.
Q: Did you see Boner's new Blogger avatar?

A: Oh yeah. And would you believe, he's a lot prettier than I expected? I know hate blogging isn't supposed to be a fashion show, but he's got me and the frumpy old Critic beaten hands down. Not much of a contest, really.


Q: What happened to Fark the Vote?

A: It assploded. Apparently Boner has decided to re-purpose his blog as a hilarious critique of the homeless. And why not? Nothing's funnier than going hungry while you die of hepatitis in the gutter. True comedy gold. But don't despair, poetry fans. His wit and wisdom are still available at Classic Fark The Vote.

That's all for today, gentle reader. As you all know, I like to close out the Q & A posts by taunting my good friend Boner. Ha ha ha. Why did you delete Fark the Vote? Don't you care about the Liters? The Totalfark "elite" laughs derisively at your piteous and misguided attempt to subvert our "hierarchy." Now go lay in the gutter so I can critique you.
I win again
Stay tuned for more taunting features and featureless taunts from the Doctor!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like he made the Worst Photoshopper of the Week for the nine billionth time. The Critic should just rename that feature the Worst Tillman of the Week and be done with it. Why even bother to critique the rest?

FYI, the critic has only mentioned Tillman twice in 2 months compared to the hundred huffer guys by Tillman. I say more posts about Tillman are in order.

The Photoshoptor Doctor said...

FYI, the critic has only mentioned Tillman twice in 2 months

Oh please. The Critic can't shut up about Tillman. I not buying it. T-Dawg has made it into a half dozen posts and two polls. TSZ is running a Tillman poll RIGHT now. Let's not forget the cruelly personal attacks on Tillman that TSZ has never apologized for or even acknowledged. Why do you have such a hard on for Tillman? Is he that prolific of a PSer?

mentioned Tillman twice in 2 months compared to the hundred huffer guys by Tillman.

FYI: You sound impossibly stupid when you chide someone for using hyperbole, then proceed to use hyperbole. A HUNDRED? I think that may be a slight exageration. Ass.

I say more posts about Tillman are in order.

Oh don't worry, I'm sure they are already in the works.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Tillman really
cares what you think.

Anonymous said...

I think it's safe to say that Tillman has make at least 100 huffers.

Anonymous said...

MODS PLEASE DELETE PREVIOUS ENTRY

I think it's safe to say that Tillman has made at least 100 huffers.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I counted 40 before I started to get into red x land. So, I stand by my comment.

The Photoshoptor Doctor said...

I think it's safe to say that Tillman has make at least 100 huffers.

Haha you has make a mistake.

MODS PLEASE DELETE PREVIOUS ENTRY

Umm, really?

Actually, I counted 40 before I started to get into red x land. So, I stand by my comment.

Ok, the fact that you went through and counted them is hilarious.
I looked at the recent past, and his portfolio is NOT back-to-back huffers. You make it sound like he vomits out a hundred entries in every thread. That's just not how it is. Sorry "anonymous."
Anyway, at this point he obviously only does it to piss people like you off, so I stand by MY comment.

The Photoshoptor Doctor said...

The next person to leave a comment sucks and is gay if they disagree with my opinions on photoshopping.

Anonymous said...

The Doctor is always right. His opinions are well-formed, and I am totally not him.
People should take the Doctor seriously and listen to every thing he says. If your opinion differs even slightly, you are wrong and should be hated.
Death to the infidels!

Anonymous said...

BL0G WARZ RUL3!!1!
FARK 4 LIFE BITCH!

Anonymous said...

Tillman RULES!

Anonymous said...

FYI, the critic has only mentioned Tillman twice in 2 months

FYI, Your facts are wrong.

Anonymous said...

People should take the Doctor seriously and listen to every thing he says. If your opinion differs even slightly, you are wrong and should be hated.

This is actually pretty true. The Doctor's tips have made me a better photoshopper and lover.

Death to the infidels!

Strongly agree.
Death to the infidels!

Anonymous said...

I think it's safe to say that Tillman has make at least 100 huffers.

I think it's safe to say you're a stupid douchefag. Kill yourself.

The Photoshoptor Doctor said...

Actually, I counted 40 before I started to get into red x land. So, I stand by my comment.

40=100. New math?