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Greetings, crickets and trolls. It's time once again for the the Friday Q&A. This week I've received tons of email from alert readers. I only wish there was enough time to address each of your concerns. Let's begin, shall we?
Q: Is TFPSTC done picking on Tillman, yet?
A: I doubt it. I used to think the Critic personally hated Tillmeister, but now I'm starting to think it's because he represents something the Critic can't stand: people who don't listen to his advice. We all know of TSZ's "strategy" for winning PS contests. Tillman blatantly ignores every tenet of that system. Also, he apparently doesn't read TFPSTC (like most people) so there's no chance of him wandering in to defend himself. Everyone knows it's easier to hit someone with their back turned.
Q: Did you add some new links to your "Site Friends" section?
A: How astute of you to notice. Your three brain cells must be working overtime. Yes there are some new links for you to peruse. As you know, a new Fark blog is created every 15 seconds, and it's my goal to catalog as many of them as possible. Look for a "blog directory" post in the near future. In addition to the incomparable Picture Clinic: VIP, you can also check out a reconstruction of the Credibility Critic and Texaco Saves' new photography blog. Boner has also been hard at work, rebadging his lackluster homeless critique into a stump-slappingly hilarious mockery of amputees. Way to go Boner! Can't wait to see what you've got planned for your next move.
Q: How do I become worthy enough to join the Picture Clinic: VIP?
A: We're always accepting applications. My best advice is to not be a dick. As of yet, most of the well-known PSers and hangers-on of Fark have joined up. Who knows? Maybe you'll check your email today and find an invitation. Go look now. It's OK, I can just wait here.
Well, that's all for today, gentle reader. As usual, thanks for taking time to visit my blog. Before I go, I want to apologize to my good friend olapbill for screwing up his invite to TPC:VIP. Sorry, Bill. There must have been a malfunction in the Series of Tubes. I'll see if I can't debug the problem and get back to you. Have a great weekend, gang!
Stay tuned for more pleasantries from the Doctor!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Friday Q&A
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14 comments:
well see , the tubes are in series, but interconnected. I think it went to anonymous douchebag by mistake.
Next time, don't take that wrong turn at Albuquerque, doc.
Question. What does the VIP blog have to offer and why should we care?
"Question. What does the VIP blog have to offer and why should we care?"
Not to worry. I'm sure that the content will be just like "The Doctor's" 40 other blogs. Worthless.
And, it's pretty obvious that The Doctor is Texaco, since he's featuring his photoblog in the sidebar. How else would he know about it?
I'm sure the VIP blog is a gold paint covered taco shell full of magic, wonder, and Texaco's leavings cooked in an oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes. Then smothered in ranch dressing and liquid idiocy
In other words, the same crap he posts here, on his 20 other blogs, on Fark... and everywhere else that we aren't privileged to see or way too lucky to not have stumbled upon.
The VIP blog is just a shameful attempt at vindication. But in reality, no one worth their salt would bother asking for an invite. Notice that in the last month Texaco has barely posted images on Fark. Instead, Texaco has been posting more as the doctor while creating more and more blogs in an attention seeking tirade.
Enjoy your time away from Fark. We'd all rather that you post to your heart's content here and on your 66 other blogs than even one post of your MS Painted garbage on Fark.
Your photos suck, by the way. Why don't you take some more pictures of yourself and obscure your ugly mug with half-assed Mexican day of the dead inspired skullfuckery?
hey wait a sec. I'm a second rate hack who doesn't photoshop much anymore... how come the blog can't be mine you anonymous douche nozzle?
i was told by the doctor to tell you that your mothers are whores.
you know what's funny, you think that the doctor is texaco. that is funny because it is so wrong. you might get it right one day if you pulled the inter-tubes out of your ass.
I'm sure the VIP blog is a gold paint covered taco shell full of magic, wonder, and Texaco's leavings cooked in an oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes. Then smothered in ranch dressing and liquid idiocy
It also has goat cheese. Seriously though. I'm not Texaco. I wish I was, because you hate him so much, and I hate you even more. I fucking WISH I was.
In other words, the same crap he posts here, on his 20 other blogs, on Fark... and everywhere else that we aren't privileged to see or way too lucky to not have stumbled upon.
That's right. Every blog you disagree with is written by me. I'm the physical manifestation of your frustration with the human race. I'm everyone you hate.
The VIP blog is just a shameful attempt at vindication.
How so? Explain.
But in reality,
A concept I'm sure is alien to you.
no one worth their salt would bother asking for an invite.
U sayin Bill's not worth his salt? Those are fighting words, friend.
Notice that in the last month Texaco has barely posted images on Fark.
That's too bad. He actually has a sense of humor. Another alien concept to you I'm sure.
Instead, Texaco has been posting more as the doctor while creating more and more blogs in an attention seeking tirade.
You're the only one who wants attention, trolling a parody blog.
Enjoy your time away from Fark. We'd all rather that you post to your heart's content here and on your 66 other blogs than even one post of your MS Painted garbage on Fark.
God I wish I was Texaco Saves.
Your photos suck, by the way.
It's pronouced BTW. We're on the Internets, asshole.
Why don't you take some more pictures of yourself and obscure your ugly mug with half-assed Mexican day of the dead inspired skullfuckery?
Man you really hate him. That makes him my hero.
Bill said...
how come the blog can't be mine
I'll swap you for a cheeseburger.
Question. What does the VIP blog have to offer and why should we care?
Answer. You'll probably never know.
you know what's funny, you think that the doctor is texaco. that is funny because it is so wrong. you might get it right one day if you pulled the inter-tubes out of your ass.
THIS
it's pretty obvious that The Doctor is Texaco, since he's featuring his photoblog in the sidebar. How else would he know about it?
Because he posted a link in the PSAEF, Einstein. Try to keep up.
Not to worry. I'm sure that the content will be just like "The Doctor's" 40 other blogs. Worthless.
40? Hyperbole is SO last year. You don't see me trying to guess how many cocks you've sucked.
A million?
Snark The Vote said...
nothing
PWNED
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