Questionable Answers
Happy Friday, crickets and trolls. I hope you had a great week. Unless you're one of my many enemies, in which case I hope it sucked.
At any rate, it's time once again for the Friday Q&A. There's no doubt in my mind that your empty heads are filled with questions. Fire away, gentle readers!
Q: Hey! Where's the "Photoshoppers of the Week" feature over at TFPSTC?!
A: I'm sad today, because the Critic hasn't updated his blog with the latest Photoshoppers of the Week. What gives? It's Friday. I've been waiting patiently to see who TSZ is going to shit on. Very disappointing. Hopefully he will read this message, get off his lazy ass and start criticising. Hop to it, Sniper!
Q: Will the Critic extend voting on his Tillman poll again?
A: Good question. You must be channeling the spirit of a non-retarded person. Last week, voting was extended on the 100% unbiased Tillman poll. According to the results, 43 people dislike the Tillmeister's work. That's a pretty big number. One that I'm sure was not manipulated in any way. Shouldn't a lynch mob be forming at this point?
Q: Why does your blog piss people off so much?
A: You'd think they would just ignore me. Then again, maybe they've tried. When Texaco Saves started getting my hate mail, I knew I'd struck gold. I never did anything to give the impression that I'm Texaco. I never even hinted at it. It was just wishful thinking on the part of whoever sent those messages. In a recent comment section, some asshat listed a bunch of Farkers who I "obviously was." How can I be more than one person? Fucking ridiculous.
That's all the questions for now, gentle reader. This week I'll be bringing you another installment of the blog directory. Be sure to check out my frank and honest assessment of TEMBTTOOFPSTC. I hope you join me again next time. Have a great weekend!
Stay tuned for more selective dyslexia form the Doctor!
Friday, October 26, 2007
Friday Q&A
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9 comments:
from TFPSTC:
"...the Photoshoppers of the Week feature will appear every Friday morning. It's the perfect companion to your cup of scolding hot coffee..."
FAIL
I wonder where "Snark the Vote" is. Probably out raping babies or something.
lol the critic
Where's all the anonymous hate? Are we back to "pretending to ignore" me again? I love that part of the month, because I can say whatever I want about how you're a goddamned moron without having to read your piddling responses. Nice.
BTW you're stupid.
i knew you were a little demented, but loving that time of the month?
okeee then.
embrace your PMS. Make it your friend.
A little demented? You're not giving me nearly enough credit, old chum.
What can I say? I get cranky when I haven't had my "PSers of the Week" fix. I mean, how else is one to know what's "good" and what's "bad"?
I'm worried about TSZ. Could you go check on him? I would, but he's got that damn restraining order against me.
yeah. right. send the guy without the private blog login to poke the dead body with a fucking stick.
Very sporting of you, you prick.
Hi Texaco!
Bill said...
yeah. right. send the guy without the private blog login
You still didn't get the invitation? Ok, I'll get to the bottom of this. It could be the tube running out of my house doesn't connect to anything.
to poke the dead body with a fucking stick.
You get to have all the fun.
Very sporting of you, you prick.
Well, I'm nothing if not sporting. And a prick.
Anonymous moran said...
Hi Texaco!
FAIL
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