Thursday, November 15, 2007

Blog Directory Part III

Blogged Down

Hello there, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another installment of the Blog Directory. I had originally planned to get this done in two posts, but a half dozen new Fark blogs have popped up in the last couple of weeks. I thought I was halfway done, but now it looks like I've barely scratched the surface. Let's get started shall we? I'm afraid if we stand still too long we're going to start taking on more blogs.

The Clinic Arcade
The newest wing of the Picture Clinic, the Arcade is your source for all the hottest flash games on the net. As fun as it is, I have to say that it wouldn't exist without the VIP Clinic. Would you believe I thought making it public was a bad idea? Thankfully I can rely on the sound judgement on my compatriots. They'll always steer me on the right path.
Overall Grade A++

Fark the Vote
WTF happened to Brian Winchester? Boner has reverted his blog back to the classic Fark the Vote format of bad poetry and impotent angst (the worst angst of all). His new stuff just doesn't sparkle like it should. I'm afraid I can't award him a perfect score, as much as I'd like to. Sorry, Boner. You need to put some mustard on it. I'm afraid you come off sounding a bit like a whiny 15 year-old emo douchebag.
Overall Grade: C

The Photoshoptor Socktor
Hate blog memories light the corners of my mind. Back in the first days of the Clinic, a blogger known as the Opinionator (aka: Information Desk) took offense at the existence of my blog. What first started as snarky prodding to disclose my Fark alter-ego culminated in a crude impersonation of the Clinic itself. What did he accomplish, other than showing us how easy it is to impersonate your enemies on Blogger? Nothing. That's why I'm giving him the lowest score possible.
Overall Grade: F-:(:(---

AVG's Attic
This blog is written by the incomparable Abe Vigoda's Ghost, and it's one of my personal favorites. IMO every Fark PSer should have a blog. We're a fucked up bunch, and I like seeing what each of us does with the Blogger platform. I just wish AVG would update his page more. That's the only thing that keeps it from getting a perfect score.
Overall Grade A-

TheSniperZERO Photoshop Blog
Does anyone remember when TSZ was a PSer? Back in the halcyon days of 2004, our good friend had a blog where he didn't even insult anyone's photoshop work. Weird, right? That's what I thought, anyway. If you peruse his posts from back then, you can see the seed of bitterness start to grow. In a way, all of this, even my blog, started right there. For that reason, I have to award him the highest score possible.
Overall Grade A++:):):)&++#1

That's all for this installment, gentle reader. Thanks for stopping by. Be sure to join me tomorrow for the Friday Q & A. I'll be answering some tough questions, and questioning some tough answers. You won't want to miss it.

Stay tuned for more jokes about Boner's mom from the Doctor!

3 comments:

Tech toys said...

I want my VIP dammit.
No, the one with Pam Anderson. What the hell did you think I meant?

The Photoshoptor Doctor said...

I prefer Acapulco H.E.A.T.
Wait, was VIP pre-breast reduction for Pam?

Anonymous said...

Fark the Vote deserves an F.