Questionable Features
Hello there, crickets and trolls. What a week it's been! Hope everyone's doing great. Except for my many enemies, who can eat shit in Hell. Since I'm apparently the only blogger who can keep a regular feature going, why don't we jump right into the Q&A?
Q: Do you have something to show us?
A: Why yes, I do. And unlike your "uncle" who lives in the park, it isn't a penis. This week, we had a friendly competition over at TPC:VIP . The challenge was to draw our good friend Boner's world using only the Picture Maker. I was really impressed with the outcome. As promised, I am displaying the top two vote-getters here in the Friday Q&A. This first one comes to us from (NAME WITHHELD). It's NSFW, so if you're at work you shouldn't view this page.
This is apparently an artist's rendition of Boner's mom. Yowza, she's a hottie! Boner, can I hang out at your house tonight? Speaking of which, this next image depicts Boner's sprawling and palatial estate.
Drawn by (NAME WITHHELD), it's the only B&W entry that got any votes. Good job, (NAME WITHHELD)! I hope to see more great stuff from you in future VIP contests.
Q: Did you install a new game?
A: Wow, your cognitive recognition is quite astute. Yes, Mini Putt was voted the most popular game in TPC:VIP's Fun and also Games section. As the winner, it gets to hang out here at the Picture Clinic Lite for a while. I'm happy, because it gives me one more thing pwn you at. Eight under par, bitches. First fucking try. How do like those particular apples?
Q: Why hasn't TSZ updated his blog?
A: I can understand your concern. Don't worry, the Critic hasn't given up on us. It turns out he's been on a mountaineering expedition and has been unable to get a decent Wi-Fi signal. He left me a spare set of keys to TFPSTC . I'm supposed to feed his cats at some point.
That's all for today, gentle reader. I hope you have a good weekend. Join me next time for another edition of the Blog Directory. We'll be taking a look at The Photoshoptor Socktor, as well as any other blogs that pop up in the meantime. Until then, keep hope alive. And let faith die in the gutter.
Stay tuned for more featured insanity from the Doctor!
23 comments:
unlike your "uncle" who lives in the park, it isn't a penis.
I can't belive my entry didn't get enough votes. I was robbed.
You'll get over it.
This is apparently an artist's rendition of Boner's mom. Yowza, she's a hottie!
I'd hit it...
I'd hit it...
Maybe with a 2x4.
brian oblivian got his name from videodrome. just so you know
brian oblivian got his name from videodrome.
Have you been reading the Brian O'Blivion Exposé?
Is it true that you created the Fark the Vote blog just so you would have something to write about? And that when everyone was up in arms against it you deleted it in fear that people would find out it was you?
That's the word at Fark.
Fark Photoshoppers said...
Let me stop you there. Since when have the Fark Photoshoppers ever agreed about anything? You don't speak for them. Shithead.
Is it true that you created the Fark the Vote blog just so you would have something to write about?
Umm, no. Like most things you believe, that's NOT true. I have plenty to write about without my good friend Boner. But thank the FSM he came along!
And that when everyone was up in arms against it you deleted it in fear that people would find out it was you?
What? The blog's still there, idiot.
That's the word at Fark.
Only among complete morons with no idea what's going on. Yeah, me and Boner sound a lot alike. WRONG!
There's just no way I could make myself sound that dumb. Sorry, asshat.
We all think the Doctor rules. Go, Doctor, GO!
I think you're TheSniperZERO!
Using cliches is teh roXXorz!!1!
Some Trivial Pissant said...
you created the Fark the Vote blog just so you would have something to write about
Yeah, cause there's a big "writing subject" shortage going on. FAIL.
That's the word at Fark.
ORLY? Word to yo mutha.
lol PS continuum
I think you're doing great! Way to go Doc. You're my hero!
Boner is a babyraper.
I think you're doing great! Way to go Doc. You're my hero!
I'm not a role model. If you want to idolize someone, go see TSZ. He could use a pick-me-up after being glorystomped so badly.
That's the word on Fark.
thats how I role (model)
bling bling
Roll Model
just so you would have something to write about?
The Critic was the first to break the Boner story, not me.
And he's the only one to have recieved an email from Boner.
That's the word at Fark.
Please say something else. I really need some snotty pissrag to tell me what the "word" is at a website I spend several hours a day on.
the word at fark? seriously WTF?
is this some elite place where only the privileged few can hang about and complain about how they don't get enough votes, or so and so stole their idea and enabled voting, or that cliches have ruined the fine art of shopping, or that the O's are too small, too boring, too similar etc etc ad nauseum and slap each other on the back for l337 winz?
or do you just mean linkid=6 you pretentious git?
Don't forget about Caturday.
I'm 12 inches wide!
I miss TheSniperZERO.
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