Friday Q&A

Questionable Integrity

Hello once again, crickets and trolls. It's Friday, which means it's time for your favorite feature, the Friday Q&A. What a week it's been! I hope everyone is doing great. I know I don't say this enough, but I love each and every one of you with all my heart. Unless you don't like me, in which case you can go fuck yourself in hell. At any rate, it's time for some questions.
Boner has a tiny penis
Q: Do you have any news on TheSniperZERO's whereabouts?

A: As a matter of fact I do, you bloated sack of shit. I'm sorry, that came out wrong. It's just that I'm a little emotional today. You see, there was a horrible tragedy during TSZ's alpine mountaineering expedition. His rope snapped during the treacherous assent to the summit, and the poor bastard plummeted three thousand feet. Thankfully, some sharp rocks broke his fall. I'm sure he'll make a speedy recovery, just as soon as we get his internal organs back on the inside of his body. Lucky for him, he knows a damn good doctor.

Q: What's the deal with Boner?

A: You have to respect Boner, because he plays by his own rules. Rule #1, apparently, is to post crappy MSpaint manipulations of the upcoming contest pics. I'm not really sure why he does this. He isn't helping the Liters any more, because they don't get a clean copy of the O, and he certainly isn't bringing down the Totalfark "elite."


So much for the Messiah. What he could really use is some instruction on the fine art of MSPainting. Look for some upcoming tutorials on that subject, Boner. And don't worry, you'll get better. You are, after all, a magic man. Try, try, try to understand.
worst song ever
Q: Why haven't some people gotten their VIP invitations yet?

A: Sorry about that. The fact is, we've had some serious VIP verification problems, most notably with my old pal Olapbill. Blogger is a piece of crap. You can be sure I've contacted their tech support about this matter. Don't worry, I won't let anyone who isn't a douchetard get left out of the VIP fun and games. Speaking of which, I've added a few new games to the arcade. Look for some more tonight.

That's all for today, gentle reader. I've off to work on the Clinic's newest feature, whose scheduled unveiling will occur shortly. In the meantime, keep watching for another installment of the Blog Directory. I know I was supposed to write it this week, but I've been very busy stitching the Critic back together. Remember, a stitch in time saves nine, so nine stitches in time should save 81.

Stay tuned for more third grade math from the Doctor!