Friday Q&A

Questionable Reactions

Hello there, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. I hope everyone is doing great. This week, I'm answering some tough questions. Let's get started before Boner writes another poem.
Boner's IP: 63.117.228.138
Q: Why is the Friday Q&A on Friday?
OrgName: Webster Bank
A: That's actually a good question. Did you get a smart person to write it for you? The answer is because Friday was the only day that rhymed with Q&A. "Thursday Q&A" just doesn't sound right.
OrgID: C00999846
Q: This blog is a waste of time.
Address: 10 Main Street, Bristol CT 06010
A: First of all, that isn't a question. Secondly, I love how the Internet has turned every jackass on Earth into an efficiency expert. Sorry, but I won't take notes on how to spend my time from someone who trolls a parody blog. Maybe we're all on the web too much. Let's turn off our computers and go outside. We can hug puppies and baby dolphins!

Q: Is there anything we can do to bring back TFPSTC?

A: There sure is. Click here to sign my petition for the return of TFPSTC. Together we can make a difference. We will stand side by side and let our voices be heard. Except for me. I'm not signing it. Good riddance, I say.

That's all the questions for now, gentle reader. Stay tuned for the unveiling of an exciting new feature here at the Clinic. You won't want to miss it. In the meantime, be sure to taunt our good friend Boner about being such a hopeless prick faced jizz-drinking fucktard.

Stay tuned for more unquestionable truth from the Doctor!