Questionable Sanity
Greetings, crickets and trolls. I hope everyone had a great holiday. Welcome to yet another edition of the Friday Q&A. Let's get to the questions. I have some leftover turkey calling my name from the refrigerator.
Q: Did Boner delete Fark the Vote?
A: Your family must have slipped some smart pills into the gravy this year, because you're much more alert than normal. Boner has cleaned out Fark the Vote again, leaving only a blank page in its place. Don't worry, kids. I'm sure he'll have some new insipid poetry for us to read in no time. Meanwhile, go check out some of his most recent work at Bonertown, USA.
Q: Why are there always three questions in the Friday Q&A?
A: Three is a very powerful number. Think about it. There have been three presidents since the 40th President of the United States. There are three pyramids in Egypt. President Garfield was assassinated on the third day of the month. TSZ has three nipples. Do I even need to mention Three Mile Island?
Q: Why hasn't anyone signed the petition for the return of TFPSTC?
A: I don't know. Didn't something like 200 people vote in the first Critic poll? You'd think he would have some supporters. Don't you people want to be judged? What happened to his goon squad? Surely all those anonymous trolls from his comment sections miss their master.
That's all for now, gentle reader. I want to close this post by saying that Boner is a pathetic waste of life. Fuck you, Boner. Go write some more crappy emo poems and cut yourself, shithead.
Stay tuned for more italicized words from the Doctor!
9 comments:
I like to read this blog every day while I masturbate and cry. I'm so stupid that I think I can get away with socking people and posting lame ass anon comments.
i'm normally wait until I'm done before crying.
and english of mine is done great, no?
Well, at least you don't pretend to be other people.
I do, but only because I love to lick canine genitalia. I'm a stupid farty-pants cockmonger.
We know, Sniper. We ALL know.
PS: You have been pwned.
at least I don't pretend to be other people?
wow, is that my defining attribute?
I always thought it was being an equal opportunity prick.
Live and learn. Live and learn.
Me fail english? that's unpossible!
That's cool, if you want your defining attribute to be that you're a prick.
Personally, I always take note of your pleasant odor. So I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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