Questionable Intelligence
Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to the Friday Q&A, your favorite recurring feature. It's been an exciting week, with TSZ's attempted sock puppetry and Boner's paranoid ramblings. Maybe I just noticed it more, since Fark has been unreliable at best. At least we have a snazzy new user page to play with. Clearly a lot of hard work has gone into its construction. Let me be the first to say I hate it. Change it back! Change it back! I'm kidding, of course. Let's get to the questions.
Q: Have you talked to TheSniperZERO lately?
A: You mean besides his hamfisted attempt at socking HellYeahHokie? Why yes, I have. The new page was only up for a few hours before TSZ found his way into the chatroom. Anyone want to guess how he greeted me?
What a delightful exchange. It really makes me feel bad about "ruining his life" with my blogs. Though honestly, I can't figure out how something like that is even possible. If TheSniperZERO defines so much of his self worth from his Internet personae, then why doesn't he make even the slightest attempt at being diplomatic? Take our dynamic, for example. If someone had a hate blog about you, wouldn't you at least try to reason with them? Not TSZ. It makes me happy that he doesn't bother. Knowing him as I do, there's no reason to believe any apology offered by that asshat is worth its weight in dog shit.
Q: So are we going to start seeing a bunch of sock puppets again?
A: Thankfully, no. Blogger has finally fixed the ridiculous security flaw that allowed anonymous users to mimic blogger accounts by cut/pasting the URL from the victim's profile. This trick was used in the past by TheSniperZERO to impersonate not only HellYeahHokie, but also And-1 and Ban_Sidhe. And me. Probably a bunch of others, too. Thank you to whomever alerted the Blogger team about this issue.
Q: Will you tell us who Boner is?
A: What, and break my favorite toy? I have to think about the future. TSZ isn't always going to be around. He'll probably lose control and spiral into oblivion. So I need Boner, to keep this hate train on the tracks. Right now, he's offering a fabulous prize for the full disclosure of his identity. It's mighty tempting, but there's not a chance in hell. If I release Boner's dossier to the public, I run the risk of igniting a powder keg in the forum. It would be TSZgate all over again. I'm afraid I can't be responsible for something like that. Besides, I'm getting much more of a kick from guessing at which of my VIP members will crack first, spilling the juicy info. Only time will tell, I suppose. Meanwhile, I encourage Boner to churn out as many poems as possible.
That's all for today, gentle reader. I want to take some time here at the end to personally taunt Boner for being such a hateful misanthrope. That was classy of you to spout out bile towards a bunch of well-meaning people, none of whom have ever given you cause for such a ridiculous outburst. I'm glad you have a problem with everyone. After all, we've formed such a strong alliance against you. That was sarcasm, BTW. You might want to take notes. After you look up the definition of "misanthrope," of course.
Stay tuned for more lessons from the Doctor!
Friday, November 30, 2007
Friday Q&A
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Accusing an anonymous guest of being TSZ doesn't sit well with me. You're as bad as everyone accusing you of being Texaco, tillman or Prufrock. Or, the jerk who accused Texaco of being you. Way to outclass Boner and TSZ. You're stepping down to their level.
Unless you have some proof that TSZ is the only one that dislikes you then you're a bigger asshole than he is.
You cajole people into insulting you in your chat room and when they do you make a post about it and tell them they have no life? Nice.
Whoever it was in your chat room has a valid point. The page loads up pretty slow (sometimes not at all) because you have a Pac-Man game, an MS Paint widget, and 20 polls that no one seems to vote in.
Just use Firefox and AdBlock all of the widgets.
What do members of the Picture Clinic VIP and people that believe you know who Boner is have in common?
They don't exist.
What do members of the Picture Clinic VIP and people that believe you know who Boner is have in common?
They don't exist.
Quoted for fucking truth!
Some bitch said...
Accusing an anonymous guest of being TSZ doesn't sit well with me.
I'm not accusing anyone. The rules have changed. TSZ can't get away with that shit anymore. Guest? Hardly.
You're as bad as everyone accusing you of being Texaco, tillman or Prufrock.
No exactly. You see, I'm not wrong.
Or, the jerk who accused Texaco of being you.
That's the same thing, idiot.
Way to outclass Boner and TSZ.
I try.
You're stepping down to their level.
As though I'd have a problem with that.
Unless you have some proof that TSZ is the only one that dislikes you
I didn't say that. Probably lots of people don't like me. I couldn't care less.
then you're a bigger asshole than he is.
YOU are.
Yawn said...
You cajole people into insulting you in your chat room and when they do you make a post about it and tell them they have no life? Nice.
Hey, he didn't have to make it like that. It was HIS choice.
You should listen... said...
Whoever it was in your chat room has a valid point.
I might have listened if I cared what he thinks.
The page loads up pretty slow
That's the idea. While you're waiting, think of all the ways you hate me.
(sometimes not at all) because you have a Pac-Man game, an MS Paint widget, and 20 polls that no one seems to vote in.
It loads fine for me. Get yourself a better connection, asshat.
Block that shit! said...
Just use Firefox and AdBlock all of the widgets.
Like I do with your PS entries?
What do members of the Picture Clinic VIP and people that believe you know who Boner is have in common?
Umm, they're smarter than you?
Quoted for fucking inaccuracy!
FTFY.
Unless you have some proof that TSZ is the only one that dislikes you
He's just the only one that reads this page 50 times a day. Hey, TSZ!
tell them they have no life?
Why is everyone one the net so obsessed with having a life?
Who could you possibly be fooling?
Name one person who uses Picture Clinic VIP.
No one does.
No one from Fark would care if you said who Boner was, but you won't because you don't know.
The reason Bill doesn't get invited is because there's nothing to invite him too. I'm sure he's figured that out by now.
The only purpose this blog serves is to make unproven claims and obviously fictional statements.
Boner said...
Who could you possibly be fooling?
Your Mom. She thinks I wear rubbers.
Name one person who uses Picture Clinic VIP.
Me. Damn, that was hard.
No one does.
Sue they don't.
No one from Fark would care if you said who I am,
The mods might care, but then that's what permabans are for, Mr. O poster.
but you won't because you don't know.
Why would I not know?
The reason Bill doesn't get invited is because there's nothing to invite him too.
Leave Bill out of this. That was an email snafu.
I'm sure he's figured that out by now.
Just like I figured out that you're Boner. Hey Boner!
The only purpose this blog serves is to make unproven claims and obviously fictional statements.
At least I don't slander a bunch of people who are better than me. Boner.
You're stepping down to their level.
Doc would have to give himself a lobotomy to accomplish that feat.
Boner whined...
The only purpose this blog serves is to make unproven claims and obviously fictional statements.
You might be confusing this blog with TFPSTC.
I just want to say that this was like Christmas morning for me. Thanks for leaving such nice comments, TSZ and Boner.
Looks like I struck a nerve.
Name one person who uses Picture Clinic VIP.
I do, Boner. You got a problem with that? If so, go write me a poem.
"Just like I figured out that you're Boner. Hey Boner!"
Another completely incorrect accusation. Way to go!
It would probably be your dream come true if I was him. Seeing as how you're screaming for his attention like a little baby.
It must be very frustrating being incorrect all the time, and having to resort to lying to try and save face.
Boner lied...
Another completely correct accusation.
FTFY
Way to go!
Thanks, Boner.
It would probably be your dream come true if I was him.
No, my dreams all involve your Mom not having VD, Boner.
Seeing as how you're screaming for his attention like a little baby.
You're the one who wrote eleventeen posts yesterday.
All with exclamation points!
It must be very frustrating being incorrect all the time, and having to resort to lying to try and save face.
You tell me, Boner. Now get back to work.
Boner, the world's ugliest pussy, retorted...
It would probably be your dream come true if I was him. Seeing as how you're screaming for his attention like a little baby.
Funny, when we caught you posting as "capitalist pig," you were all smiles. Guess we know who the real liar is.
In my experience, it's usually the person who goes around calling everyone else a liar.
We all know who worte this comment. You are fooling no one, Boner.
Boned moaned...
you're screaming for my attention like a little baby.
Seriously, Boner. I wouldn't even know you exist if you hadn't jumped into the middle of a fight that doesn't involve you, because you (incorrectly) perceived that you knew the key players involved.
You can't just jump into other people's chess matches and yell "king me!"
You want to play the game? Fine. But don't be surprised if you don't like getting pwned.
Keep wishing I was Boner and it might come true.
You're probably the same person who accused Boner of being Texaco.
Boner said...
Keep wishing I was Boner and it might come true.
It already IS true, idiot. You're not fooling anyone with this shit. Most especially not me.
You're probably the same person who accused Boner of being Texaco.
Whuh? No one ever accused you of being Texaco. Especially not after the post you wrote claiming to be him. Does "I am Saved by Texaco!" ring a bell? It should. You wrote it. Fuckass.
I guess one good thing about being you is that your IQ is neatly printed on every pair of shoes you buy.
So now that you've taunted Boner and have failed to get a response from him are you just accusing every anonymous poster of being him?
I really hope TSZ comes back. That way I can taunt a more intelligent blogger.
Boner said...
So now that you've taunted Boner and have failed to get a response from him
You've responded a bunch of times. I'm loving it, BTW.
are you just accusing every anonymous poster of being him?
Of course not. That would be stupid. I'm not accusing anyone here. You're Boner. If anyone who is NOT you wants to speak up, they're welcome to. I'll know they aren't you.
I really hope TSZ comes back.
Me too.
That way I can taunt a more intelligent blogger.
That's it, pout Boner. I'm wise to your tricks. You can say whatever you want, and respond as many times as you want. You only serve to further prove my point about your idiocy.
DIAF.
Whomever it was in your chat room has a tiny penis.
FTFY
Boner, go fuck yourself.
Does anyone want to know why Boner alt-posted as "Capitalist Pig"?
Does anyone want to know why Boner alt-posted as "Capitalist Pig"?
Nobody, I bet. I know and I don't want to.
because you have a Pac-Man game, an MS Paint widget, and 20 polls that no one seems to vote in.
Pac man R00LEZ!!11!
We've all seen what the paint widget can do (Boner's mom). Though to be fair, just about anyone can do Boner's mom.
Now go cast your vote. Unless you don't want to be part of the democracy.
You know who else didn't like polls?
I've been leaving comments here and at Fark The Vote for months, and now all of a sudden, you're accusing me of being Boner because he won't reply to your posts.
Guess what genius?
I hate all 3 of you retards.
Not TSZ or Boner said...
Why is everyone one the net so obsessed with having a life?
THIS. If you're on the Internet in the first place, the odds are that you have no life. You might as well enjoy yourself.
I've been leaving comments here and at Fark The Vote for months,
And it's worn thin.
and now all of a sudden, you're accusing me of being Boner
No one is accusing anyone. This is a statement of fact.
because he won't reply to your posts.
FYI: writing poetry about me and the rest of your enemies is a response. You just haven't had the nuts to say anything here in a while.
Guess what genius?
You're a stupid asstard?
I hate all 3 of you retards.
Oh go blog about it, Boner. No one wants to hear your shit here.
You're still sad that he emailed TSZ instead of you. Waaaaaaaaah!
Boner said...
You're still sad that I emailed TSZ instead of you. Waaaaaaaaah!
Well, back then I didn't have a real email address. I've fixed that of course. I figured it would be a good idea, since you like to send hate mail to whomever you think is me.
Boner said...
I've been leaving comments here and at Fark The Vote for months
Damn it, Boner. You don't capitalize "The" in Fark the Vote.
Your story has more holes in it than your grandma's rotting carcass after she got dug up by those drunken frat boys.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
You and Boner are the same person.
Boner said...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
What's that? The Cliff's Notes for Fark the Vote?
Boner said...
You and Boner are the same person.
You wish, Boney. If that was true, why would I create a mirror blog to capture what people say about you before you have a chance to delete it?
Get lost. You sound ridiculous defending yourself.
I think Fark the Vote is well-written. I read it everyday.
Ugghh. I just can't do this.
You can have your 20 dollars back, Boner.
You created boner so that people would take your side against a bigger asshole.
That way people would like you.
That much is obvious. Since TSZ isn't around anymore it's the only thing you have left to write about.
It's just a coincidence that your blog gets updated minutes after his? And now that TSZ doesn't do his hate blog, boner is posting all over the place?
Boner said...
You created boner so that people would take your side against a bigger asshole.
Why would I want anyone to take my side? I do just fine battling on my own. I'd rather not muddle through deciphering questionable alliances.
That way people would like you.
Dude, I really don't give two shits if people like me. I didn't start this blog to make friends.
That much is obvious.
What, that you're a stupid tool? We know.
Since TSZ isn't around anymore
TSZ has become a full-time troll. I couldn't be happier.
it's the only thing you have left to write about.
Are you kidding? You're kidding, right? Surely you jest, Boner. I could write about whatever I want. You and TSZ aren't the only things rotten at Fark. Oh, how I wish it were true.
Farkouts, trolls, slapdash redesigns, GISers, and managerial apathy just to name a few. And crass consumerism. And I still love Fark. Go figure.
It's just a coincidence that your blog gets updated minutes after his?
It's no coincidence. I'm watching you. What, you didn't think I was watching you? Get in the game, asshat.
And now that TSZ doesn't do his hate blog,
He'll be back. Shit always floats the surface eventually.
boner is posting all over the place?
You deleted every post in your blog, and let it sit blank for over a week. Then when it became obvious how much I'd burned you, you came roaring back.
Let me make this clear to both you and TSZ: You can go away. You can come back. It doesn't matter. You've made yourselves the punchline to a joke I keep telling myself. I'll be laughing about this for years. YEARS.
Fuck you, Boner. Go write me a poem.
Boner said...
You created boner so that people would take your side against a bigger asshole.
That way people would like you.
This is cute. You must be pretty desperate for a way out at this point, because you're trying to pin your garbage heap on someone else. It would have worked better to blame TSZ. He's such a bitch that he probably would have let it slide.
This is awesome. Say something else, Critic.
Boner, you can shut up now.
everyone accusing you of being Texaco, tillman or Prufrock.
TSZ likes to refer to himself as "everyone."
I wish you all could have been there in the chat a few minutes ago when TSZ tried to pretend to be Olapbill. Don't worry, I saved the text file.
How did that work out for you, TSZ?
Not good, eh? Have you considered suicide?
Congratulations! You are the biggest attention whore on the least viewed site in the blogosphere.
TheSniperZERO said...
Congratulations! You are the biggest attention whore
I only want your attention. And I've got it. Fuck you, TSZ. Burn in hell.
on the least viewed site in the blogosphere.
How many times have you viewed it today? Yeah, that's what I thought.
TheSniperZERO said...
Congratulations!
Congrats to you, too! You're our 50th troll!
Hey TSZ. If you don't like this blog, why don't you ignore it?
Take your own advice, motherfucker.
Block that shit! said...
Just use Firefox and AdBlock all of the widgets.
A lot of people can't use Firefox at work.
BTW, I added a new widget for those of you with a slow connection.
:P
TheSniperZERO said...
Accusing an anonymous guest
You're hardly a guest.
of being TSZ doesn't sit well with me.
Because you are TSZ. Everyone knows you left this comment. You simply aren't fooling anyone.
You're as bad as everyone accusing you of being Texaco, tillman or Prufrock.
Remember when you claimed to have info to "prove" I was prufrock? What ever happened to that, TSZ?
Or, the jerk who accused Texaco of being you.
Boner? Hardly.
Way to outclass Boner and TSZ. You're stepping down to their level.
I'm proud to. Who says I can't?
Unless you have some proof that I am the only one that dislikes you
You're just the only one that leaves tons of shitty comments. You and Boner. Fuck you, TSZ. And fuck you too, Boner. Die slow.
then you're a bigger asshole than I am.
You really have no idea.
I'm waiting for you in the chat right now, TSZ. Come get some.
If TSZ and Boner are the only ones leaving comments and reading your blog then why do you continue to post? It doesn't seem to phase them but it certainly phases you. Are you really that dense?
I'm going to do a pysch profile on you. Tell me if I'm close.
You have very few friends. No girlfriend. You're not in bad health, but you're not in shape either. You date, but never get past date number two because you don't know when to shut up. You haven't had sex with a person in over 6 months and it's driving you crazy. You masturbate three times a day and will make yourself late occasionally because you want to "finish".
You've never had a boss that you like because you think that they are all assholes. Yet, you complain to them about your fellow co-workers because they are out to get you. You also claim to do the most work in the office (or Bob's Big Boy, Carl's Jr, Burger King, whereever).
Your parents are divorced but you only get along with one of them. You have siblings. You don't like them because they don't like you so you never see them. You are the oldest sibling.
When you are obsessed with something you can't let it go. You make fake derogatory posts in the comment sections in the hopes that you will fool people into thinking that the bad guys are out to get you... which is your fantasy to be sure.
You want to be painted as a hero of sorts because TheSniperZERO and Edward Boner are the bad guys and somehow you are defending us from them. You also crave attention. One way is by posting dozens of comments on Boner's blog in an lame attempt at oneupmanship. Another way is creating a blog credited to you featuring other people's work (the Clinic Arcade). So desperate for attention that you posted a link to your blog with a gimmick account in the Photoshop forum.
You like to ride other's coat tails because you can't come up with anything creative yourself. In total, you have at least six different blogs about the same subject. You. If that's not a cry of "look at me" then I don't know what is.
While you want the spotlight shown on yourself, it can only be on your internet identity since you are afraid of embarrassment. Or worse, you are afraid of retribution from the people that dislike you. So you remain anonymous.
You despise criticism. But only when it's pointed towards you. Your blog was created out of the need to lash back at TSZ when he was anonymous because he threatened you or bashed one or more of your Fark entries.
Even in your professional life. If you make a mistake or could improve, and it's pointed out to you, you get defensive. Instead of going with it you make a 30 second conversation into a 10 minute argument.
I'll look for your rebuttal in about 10 minutes.
Holy shit you're long winded. For anyone not keeping up, TSZ is mad because he came into the chat again trying to act like someone else, and I totally called him on it. It was sweet.
TheSniperZERO said...
If me and Boner are the only ones leaving comments and reading your blog then why do you continue to post?
Because I don't like you. I like prompting you to leave longwinded comments on my parody blog. Epic lulz. And you aren't the only one's reading it. Just the only asshat trolling it at all hours of the day and night.
It doesn't seem to phase us but it certainly phases you. Are you really that dense?
How does it phase me? This blog has only gotten better. In your own words.
I'm going to do a pysch profile on you. Tell me if I'm close.
Let me start. You're a washed up failure. A bitter husk of a retard. Am I close?
You have very few friends.
Wrong. How about you?
No girlfriend.
I've seen the women you get, they're nothing to write home about. Meanwhile, I can get any woman I want if enough liquor is involved.
You're not in bad health, but you're not in shape either.
You are describing 80% of the people on the web. The law of averages is not a detective skill. Furthermore, physical health is not part of a psych profile.
You date, but never get past date number two because you don't know when to shut up.
Ok, I'm starting to think our Critic friend is describing himself.
You haven't had sex with a person in over 6 months and it's driving you crazy.
Again, wrong. It's actually been a couple weeks, though. Then I rolled off that bitch and posted the Friday Q&A. Come to think of it, she's the only one that could bust me. I love you sweetums!
You masturbate three times a day and will
WAY off. More like seven.
make yourself late occasionally because you want to "finish".
Another page from your diary, I presume.
You've never had a boss that you like because you think that they are all assholes.
Wrong again. And now I'm my own boss. And I've got more money than you'll ever see in your life. Eat it, fuckmonger.
Yet, you complain to them about your fellow co-workers because they are out to get you.
See, this is why you were passed over for promotion.
You also claim to do the most work in the office
God, no.
(or Bob's Big Boy, Carl's Jr, Burger King, whereever).
What is it with you and calling people fast food workers? Those people work hard to make your dinner. I hope you're one of those arrogant pissants that always gets his food spit in. Wait, I don't have to hope.
Your parents are divorced but you only get along with one of them.
Did you watch an after school special today or something?
You have siblings. You don't like them because they don't like you so you never see them. You are the oldest sibling.
Again, totally wrong.
When you are obsessed with something you can't let it go.
Says the guy who can't stop trolling my blog.
You make fake derogatory posts in the comment sections in the hopes that you will fool people into thinking that the bad guys are out to get you...
No, there is no shortage of troll-spam from you and Boner. Thank you so much, BTW.
which is your fantasy to be sure.
Well, you certainly have it in for me. Let's dance, asshat.
You want to be painted as a hero of sorts because TheSniperZERO and Edward Boner are the bad guys
I'm not a hero, just the only one with a conscience. And unlike you two, I like most Farkers. Actually, before I met you, who I liked shifted on a weekly basis. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
and somehow you are defending us from them.
No, I'm just irritating you to the point of insanity. Working like gangbusters BTW.
You also crave attention.
Only negative attention.
One way is by posting dozens of comments on Boner's blog in an lame attempt at oneupmanship.
Oh come on, he's just going to delete them anyway. Why not give him soemthing to do at work?
Another way is creating a blog credited to you featuring other people's work (the Clinic Arcade).
Oh please. I don't take credit for those games. They're collected from around the web. The embed code's right on the pages where I found them. I think they're meant to be shared, TSZ.
So desperate for attention that you posted a link to your blog with a gimmick account in the Photoshop forum.
Damn, what was that, like four months ago? Good memory, Critc. if you'll recall, I only did it to piss you off, because I know you troll the PSAEF. Stop, BTW.
You like to ride other's coat tails because you can't come up with anything creative yourself.
Says the guy who started the "photoshoppers of the week." Kiss ass and take names, Snipey.
In total, you have at least six different blogs about the same subject.
Whuh? You've lost me.
You. If that's not a cry of "look at me" then I don't know what is.
God, this just goes on forever. Talk about a cry for attention. Fucking baby.
While you want the spotlight shown on yourself, it can only be on your internet identity since you are afraid of embarrassment.
You keep confusing my love of Critic annoyance with a need for attention. I think it's kind of cute.
Or worse, you are afraid of retribution from the people that dislike you. So you remain anonymous.
What kind of retribution? I assure you I could rend far worse on you, mon frere.
You despise criticism.
Holy shit. You finally got one right. Good thing, too. I was almost asleep there.
But only when it's pointed towards those who don't deserve it.
FTFY
Your blog was created out of the need to lash back at me when I was anonymous because I threatened you or bashed one or more of your Fark entries.
Wrong again. It was created to annoy you. Once again, gangbusters, you know.
Even in your professional life. If you make a mistake or could improve, and it's pointed out to you, you get defensive.
Says the guy who spends more time viewing my blog at work than doing his TPS reports.
Instead of going with it you make a 30 second conversation into a 10 minute argument.
And you made a one page parody blog into the empire it is today. Thanks.
I'll look for your rebuttal in about 10 minutes.
Jesus christ, you snotty pissant. You went on for about two hours there. I thought it would never end. Blah blah blah. And the whole psych profile, too. Mother of god, TSZ. Just get lost. Leave Fark and my blog alone, and go make a clean break somewhere else. Oh right, you can't. You've alienated yourself everywhere. Good luck with that.
Even if you knew who I was, you wouldn't be able google my name and find a clusterfuck of shit I've caused. That's all YOU, buddy. You've made your bed of shit. Now lie dow like a good boy.
And BTW, I'll respond to your cowardly attempts at tolling as soon as I see them. You can bet on that, motherfucker.
Thanks again for the love letter, SnipeyZ. I hope you live a long and miserable life.
TheSniperZERO said...
Blah, blah, blah...
God, are you still alive?
Thank god the Doc has the wambulance on speed dial. We need 30 ccs of vagisil, stat!
Anyone else think that "pysch profile" looked a little more like a self portrait?
Some sock puppeting bitch said...
A bunch of stuff that I don't have time to read.
Cry me a river, TSZ.
I look forward to responding to some more of your rambling drivel tommorow, Critic.
Granted, it's obvious as fuck, but there is no way that anyone is going out of their way to defend the doctor here.
Next time, if you have something to add, just say it yourself instead of pretending that someone else said it. It just proves how pathetic you are.
You have been teh owned, Doctor. How does you feelz?
Fact is... no one is owned. Not Sniper. Not Boner. Not Doctor pussypants. It's just a bunch of words.
I'm pretty sure that the psych profiler is inaccurate. But if the Doctor doesn't read it and take a minute to self-reflect then he's doing himself a disservice.
This is getting ridiculous "doctor". Stop posting links in other forums. You aren't 'pwning' anyone. No one cares about your little vendetta against the critic.
YOU HATE TSZ. WE GET IT. LINKING TO YOUR SITE IS WORSE THAN GETTING RICKROLLED. CUT IT OUT.
Your gimmick account just got banned. That was quick.
Holy Shit you're a farkin' retard.
Damn I miss all the fun :(
TheSniperZERO said...
Granted, it's obvious as fuck, but there is no way that anyone is going out of their way to defend the doctor here.
You sure go out of your way to troll me.
Next time, if you have something to add, just say it yourself instead of pretending that someone else said it. It just proves how pathetic you are.
Says the person who has pretended to be 6 different people in the last two days. Fuck you, hypocrite.
TheSniperZERO said...
You have been teh owned, Doctor. How does you feelz?
I don't follow. How have I been owned? B/c I spotted you the last five times you logged in to chat? At any rate, it feels great.
Fact is... no one is owned. Not me.
Oh, you're owned. You have no idea how bad this can get for you.
Not Boner. Not Doctor pussypants. It's just a bunch of words.
And my words are more intelligently chosen and humorous. They beat you every day of the week.
I'm pretty sure that the psych profiler is inaccurate. But if the Doctor doesn't read it and take a minute to self-reflect then he's doing himself a disservice.
Again, you're using the same tired tactic. Refer to yourself in the third person. After all, it's the only way you hope to convince me that all of Fark is out for my blood. How's that working out?
TheSniperZERo said...
This is getting ridiculous "doctor".
Well, I try.
Stop posting links in other forums.
I haven't done that since septmember. I've got my readers now. No need to further advertise.
You aren't 'pwning' anyone.
Ah, the battlecry of the ruthlessly pwned.
No one cares about your little vendetta against the critic.
Good. Great. Then I suppose they won't mind if I carry on for another few years. I know you won't, TSZ
TheSniperZERO screamed...
YOU HATE TSZ. WE GET IT.
No, but you're going to get it.
LINKING TO YOUR SITE IS WORSE THAN GETTING RICKROLLED. CUT IT OUT.
Cut it out? I've seen how much it pisses you off. Trolling this blog is ALL you do. You don't even photoshop any more. I couldn't be happier, you fucking troll.
Your gimmick account just got banned. That was quick.
Well, I waited until the EXACT moment when a mod was posting. That way, it would only stand for a few minutes. Long enough for you to take a screenshot. Then they banned me. For 12 hours. And, oh how the time flew.
TheSniperZERO said...
Holy Shit you're a farkin' retard.
Look who's talking, asshat. Thanks for leaving me all the crap comments. DIAF. This will never, ever end for you. We are going to grow old together, Andrew. One day, you and I will share a room in hell.
Damn I miss all the fun :(
As though last night's events were a one-time deal.
TheSniperZERO said...
A long bunch of trolling shit that no one has time to read, followed by several mini-trolls.
Dude, just walk away. You're only making things worse for yourself.
Stop commenting on this blog. Stop reading this blog. It obviously isn't going away, so that means YOU should.
Moar trolls, pleez.
C'mon, Critic. Let's push this bitch to 100 comments!
I'll look for your rebuttal in about 10 minutes.
So exactly how long should ignorant, trolling hatespam be let to stand before it can be answered? Help me out here, TSZ.
Go find some other PS site to take a shit on, you fucking punk.
It's sheer coincidence that the Doctor wakes up and there's suddenly a bunch of pro-doctor comments.
Transparent.
Tell you what, doc. You aren't going to like this, but you should force everyone to use blogger accounts.
TheSniperZERO said...
It's sheer coincidence that the Doctor wakes up and there's suddenly a bunch of pro-doctor comments.
Fuck you, you arrogant piece of worthless garbage. You're such a miserable bastard. Why don't you stop wasting everyone's time and kill yourself?
This comment was not left by the Doctor.
Hi TSZ! Your dick is so small that your urologist has to use tweezers and a microscope.
Meanwhile, your proctologist can store his golf bag inside your rectum.
How's that working out?
Anonymous said...
You know who else didn't like polls?
I don't care who you are. That's funny.
Methinks the Sniper doth protest too much.
TheSniperZERO said...
It's sheer coincidence that the Doctor wakes up and there's suddenly a bunch of pro-doctor comments.
And I'm sure it's just a coincidence that you log on in the morning and leave a bunch of bullshit for us to read. Seriously, TSZ. Do you see me leaving a million long-winded comments on YOUR blog? Nope. Why do you think you'll get away with it over here? This isn't TFPSTC.
Transparent.
Just like your unimaginative sock puppet antics in the Chat. Like I'm not going to notice that you always sign on at the same fucking time. Duh!
I liked the last one, where you claimed to have "wandered in" after seeing my room in the chat listings. My private, unlisted room. Preposterous, not mention impossible.
Then you asked for my PS advice on fixing a picture. Do I look like I'm running some kind of picture clinic here?
Tell you what, doc. You aren't going to like this,
Yes, please tell me how to run my blog. I love taking orders. It's all about control with you, TSZ. You're a fucking pushy control freak, and everyone knows it. You just have to have the last word.
You must be one of those people that can't shut up after you lose an argument. Blah blah blah. Eat a dick.
but you should force everyone to use blogger accounts.
If I were dealing with a rational human, that would be an option. However, we all know that you would just register some sock puppet account names.
Now make sure to leave another shitty comment. Then head on over to the chat, so you can get pwned.
Waiting for you, prick.
Fail.
TheSniperZERO said...
Fail.
Hi, TSZ!
Why not come chat for a while?
I do so enjoy our little chats.
TheSniperZERO said...
Fail.
And what do you know? You're our 80th troll, too!
TheSniperZERO said...
Fail.
Fail.
TheSniperZERO said...
I'm a stupid pussy bitch who always has to have the last word.
We know.
god damn it. You go to watch a kick ass band in Kingston ( chris cadell, if you are in Toronto hunt that fucker down for a gig, totally kick ass) and I come back to what?
eighty four posts.
Eighty fucking four.
I read twenty, passed out and hit my head on the keyboard. Now when I look in the mirror all i can see is "FGHJK" on my forehead, which looks suspicously like a naughty word and i'll probably get canned tomorrow.
fuck you all, you anonymous
dickhead(s).
oh, and another thing. Snipe, if you are in here at any point, whats with being a dick and not responding to any of my emails? I'm no l337 shopper ( hell I don't even bother viewing them much anymore) but you are simply being rude.
It's good to hear from the real Bill, and not TSZ playing make believe.
Hey Snipey, why won't you respond to Bill?
He's fucking Switzerland.
BTW, Bill, if you cut out after 20, you missed the part where TSZ wrote up a comically long-winded psych profile of myself.
So count yourself lucky.
Finally got enough redbull into me to wade through all this crap.
Wow.
I have to say I'm a little confused.
1) Someone tried to be me on an online private chat? WTF? Did they start it off with "I put on my robe and wizards hat?" If not, you know for sure its not me. Especially if there are no references to my nine inch staff of wondrous delights (+4 for sweet sweet loving).
2) the pseudo psyche profile was the funniest shit I've read in awhile.
3) According to anonymous douchenozzles, I must be the Doctor 'cause I don't post mean comments about him. I think that also makes me Snipe, as I don't post mean shit on his blog either. Umm oh and Boner, because I don't post mean shit in that desolate wasteland of the web.
4) Snipe still won't answer my email, and the doc still wont give me a VIP invite.
5) I'm still the land of chocolate and cuckoo clocks.
You don't get a VIP invite because it doesn't exist
much like your balls then.
Why not go into the photoshop forum and ask who is a member of the clinic VIP? I'm sure you'll get a ton of responses.
I'm tempted to do so myself.
Boner said...
You don't get a VIP invite because it doesn't exist
Shut up, Boner.
Boner also said...
Why not go into the photoshop forum and ask who is a member of the clinic VIP? I'm sure you'll get a ton of responses.
I'm tempted to do so myself.
If you're too much of a coward to even show up in my chat room, I seriously doubt you can work up the cajones to reveal yourself in the PSAEF.
Bill said...
Someone tried to be me on an online private chat? WTF?
It was kind of cute. Especially the part where he accuses me of being BO'B. Don't worry, I'll post the chat logs soon enough.
i guess mainly because I am so tired of all the finger pointing accompanied by whining of cliche abuse/"they stole my idea" etc. that goes on in there. It's a fucking tea room, not a ps help thread. If I see one more debate on the merits of photoshopping etiquette in Fark threads, I'll start my own goddamn blog.
It used to be fun over there, laid back and full of people creating crap to amuse their fellow farkers.
Now you need to wear a fucking beret and proclaim how much better you are than the average person (yes I'm looking at you, you conceited prick BO'B)
Noone can post here without being told they are TSZ or Boner?
I'll just go back to insulting Boner's blog.
Hey Boner, don't you have some comments to delete over at Fark THE Vote?
Boner said...
Noone can post here without being told they are TSZ or Boner?
You wish. Anyone who isn't a hateful cocksucker like you or Snipey is more than welcome to post. Just don't expect me to take any more shit from you. Boner.
I'll just go back to insulting my own blog.
You do that. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshat.
Fine I'm Boner, and I'm going to taunt you nonstop about how you lied when you said you knew who I was.
Liar. Liar. Pants on fire.
Did Boner get an invite VIP and not respond? Is that why you don't love Boner? You love boners but not Boner?
Boner said...
Fine I'm Boner,
WE KNOW!!1!
and I'm going to taunt you nonstop about how you lied when you said you knew who I was.
Do not taunt dynamite blogger.
Liar. Liar.
Loser. Loser.
Pants on fire.
Don't laugh. Your mom gave me crabs.
Did Boner get an invite VIP and not respond?
God, no.
Is that why you don't love me?
I'm sure it has nothing to do with all those people you insulted.
You love boners but not Boner?
Were you working on that one all weekend?
Come chat if you aren't a coward.
Boner's never contacted you, so you're determined to say that every anonymous post is Boner.
That is a laugh riot to me!
Update your blog, bitch boy!
Now you need to wear a fucking beret and proclaim how much better you are than the average person (yes I'm looking at you, you conceited prick BO'B)
Careful Bill. You are likely to get your own special reference in BO'B's narcissistic and heavily-referenced FARK profile, just like me, Andy, and TSZ.
Boner said...
Boner's never contacted you,
Apparently, you can't read.
so you're determined to say that every anonymous post is Boner.
No, just them.
That is a laugh riot to me!
ORLY? Well if you're used to reading Fark the Vote, I guess anything can make you laugh.
Update your blog, bitch boy!
Well, aren't you a pushy asshat. Hey, congrats on being our 100th troll!
Careful Bill. You are likely to get your own special reference in BO'B's narcissistic and heavily-referenced FARK profile, just like me, Andy, and TSZ.
Oh, Hokie. Before this is over with, I'm going to make sure you and BO'B share a heartfelt embrace that lasts just a little too long.
Boner's such a pussy,
he won't even come to Chat.
A stupid fucking pussy,
What do you think about that?
Preemptive response to Boner's next comment: Blow me, assfucker.
b'ob can blow a goat for all I give a fuck what that pretentious blowhard says about me. The opinion of an over inflated ego such as his is worth exactly zero.
Come chat, Boner. Unless you're too chicken.
BWAK BWAK BWAK!
Bill, should BO'B take you off his Christmas list?
Boner whined...
Update your blog, bitch boy!
It's pronounced "bitchboy," bitchboy.
christmas list? Its bad enough to be on his christmas card list. That image he shopped of himself "relieving " Bill, beloved mascot of the USNA and mailed out last year had to be detonated by guys in kevlar. I don't think my neighbors have entirely forgiven me yet.
In retrospect, I think it was a shopped image.
Dear god.
Hold me.
Trust me. Neighbors never forget an explosion.
*sigh*
So much for going to this year's block party.
Hey, where's TSZ on such a lovely Monday? I haven't seen him in a minute. Should I begin my victory taunts?
Only the anonymous posters who are Boner and TSZ are Boner and TSZ.
Hey Doc, I have a question for you.
Who's the bigger bitch?
TSZ, Boner, or Boner's mom?
Keep up the good work!
Boner said...
Hey Doc, I have a question for you.
Who's the bigger bitch?
TSZ, Boner, or Boner's mom?
Keep up the good work!
All of the above. Hey Boner, I have a question for you. What's your favorite kind of footwear?
Flip flops!
What's the deal Boner? You can go back and forth with me in a comment section, but you're too much of a bitch to show up over at the Clinic Chat?
What have you got to lose? Oh, I get it. You're too dimwitted for a real time flame war. You might actually have to think on your feet for that one. LMAO loser.
TheSniperZE... I mean, Yawn said...
You cajole people into insulting you in your chat room and when they do you make a post about it and tell them they have no life? Nice.
TSZ had to sign this one yawn, since he was up at 5AM (NYC time) trolling Clinic Chat.
I should also point out that if I myself were writing the anti-doctor anon comments in this blog, they would be a lot funnier.
Boner said...
Some crap where he tried to switch sides.
Nice try, dumbshit. Still don't believe we don't know who you are?
Run away, bitchboy.
Hello. This is Edward Boner.
TSZ and I are the same person.
We pwn you
jeezus anonymous. You're not even trying anymore. Get a bottle of lagavulin in you and take another run at it.
Boner whined...
Hello. This is Edward Boner.
I know.
TSZ and I are the same person.
You wish, loser. You are two very different scumbags.
We pwn you
You only pwn yourselves.
Bill said...
Get a bottle of lagavulin in you and take another run at it.
Or better yet, Draino
Boner kept talking for some reason...
Shut up, Boner.
Boner didn't say anything for five minutes, if you can believe that...
Let me tell everyone something about Boner, in case you didn't already notice. This whole time he's been leaving stupid comments today, he's had the chance to confront me in chat.
He just knows that the minute he steps in there, I'll drop the hammer on him.
Or possibly, they don't allow IRC at his job. Get back to work, Boner.
Call him by his known name liar
Call him by his known name liar
Boner said...
Call me by my known name liar
Maybe I should just send a Farkback about whose been posting PS contest Os on their pissy little blog.
Also, Hi to TSZ, who just logged into chat and then logged back out again. Coward.
"Anonymous" said...
Call him by his known name liar
I think I'll hold it over your head a bit longer. It's just too funny.
Boner said...
Call him by his known name liar
I'll save everyone some time. We haven't heard of you.
TheSniperZERO said...
Nothing.
yeah, that's what I thought.
Bitch.
Call him by his known name liar
Call him by his known name liar
Boner said...
Call him by his known name liar
Just wait, asshole.
"Anonyous" said...
Call him by his known name liar
You're the liar, and everyone knows it.
don't you west coasters have anything better to do than repeat yourselves ad nauseum?
and who cares who the fuck he is? or who you are for that matter?
in real news, my 360 has to go back in again for repairs. 2nd time in two months. What a pile of junk.
See, twice as interesting as you posting grade school chants, you dumb fuck.
Boner started to repeat himself...
Shut up, Boner.
Bill worshiped at the alter of Microsoft...
That's what you get.
And Boner is an east coast troll.
Boner, can you help us push this comment section to 200?
You have been pwned.
BoooooOOOOOOOOOnnnneeeeerrrrrRRR!!!
Anyone who wants to hear Boner's secret identity, come to the Chat.
Anyone who wants to hear Boner's secret identity, come to the Chat.
Thanks
well I also "Get" a ps3 and a wii. Got to say the ps3 is kicking ass and taking names in terms of functionality and games right now.
Still don't care who boner is.
Film at 11
If TSZ and Boner are the only ones leaving comments and reading your blog then why do you continue to post? It doesn't seem to phase them but it certainly phases you. Are you really that dense?
I'm going to do a pysch profile on you. Tell me if I'm close.
You have very few friends. No girlfriend. You're not in bad health, but you're not in shape either. You date, but never get past date number two because you don't know when to shut up. You haven't had sex with a person in over 6 months and it's driving you crazy. You masturbate three times a day and will make yourself late occasionally because you want to "finish".
You've never had a boss that you like because you think that they are all assholes. Yet, you complain to them about your fellow co-workers because they are out to get you. You also claim to do the most work in the office (or Bob's Big Boy, Carl's Jr, Burger King, whereever).
Your parents are divorced but you only get along with one of them. You have siblings. You don't like them because they don't like you so you never see them. You are the oldest sibling.
When you are obsessed with something you can't let it go. You make fake derogatory posts in the comment sections in the hopes that you will fool people into thinking that the bad guys are out to get you... which is your fantasy to be sure.
You want to be painted as a hero of sorts because TheSniperZERO and Edward Boner are the bad guys and somehow you are defending us from them. You also crave attention. One way is by posting dozens of comments on Boner's blog in an lame attempt at oneupmanship. Another way is creating a blog credited to you featuring other people's work (the Clinic Arcade). So desperate for attention that you posted a link to your blog with a gimmick account in the Photoshop forum.
You like to ride other's coat tails because you can't come up with anything creative yourself. In total, you have at least six different blogs about the same subject. You. If that's not a cry of "look at me" then I don't know what is.
While you want the spotlight shown on yourself, it can only be on your internet identity since you are afraid of embarrassment. Or worse, you are afraid of retribution from the people that dislike you. So you remain anonymous.
You despise criticism. But only when it's pointed towards you. Your blog was created out of the need to lash back at TSZ when he was anonymous because he threatened you or bashed one or more of your Fark entries.
Even in your professional life. If you make a mistake or could improve, and it's pointed out to you, you get defensive. Instead of going with it you make a 30 second conversation into a 10 minute argument.
I'll look for your rebuttal in about 10 minutes.
Boner said...
Nothing, he just cut pasted TSZ's drivle from the other day.
Shut up, Boner.
Edward Boner here! Just wondering if you could tell me what my username is?
No?
Well thanks anyway.
Boner said...
Edward Boner here!
We know. What a surprise.
Just wondering if you could tell me what my username is?
Yes, I could. I could tell you a lot of things. Right now I feel like telling you to fuck off.
No?
No, yes.
Well thanks anyway.
So polite!
The Photoshoptor Doctor said...
blah blah blah.
I don't know who Boner is.
blah blah blah.
Boner said...
The Photoshoptor Doctor said...
blah blah blah.
I don't know who Boner is.
blah blah blah.
Looks like you've, to quote the vernacular, "got nuthin."
All in good time, you pushy little douchebag. We're having too much fun laughing at you behind your back.
seriously boner. we don't give a fuck who you are. can you at least turn your blog page all black as as greener offset to the piles of garbage on it?
You and all the members of VIP are laughing at Boner behind his back?
Or does VIP "got nuthin"?
Where's your invitation bill?
All the popular photoshoppers are there right now!
Bill said...
seriously boner. we don't give a fuck who you are. can you at least turn your blog page all black as as greener offset to the piles of garbage on it?
THREAD WINNER
Boner whined...
You and all the members of VIP are laughing at me behind my back?
It's way more than just VIP at this point, Boney Bone.
Or does VIP "got nuthin"?
I think it's pretty obvious whose got nuthin. (You, since you're still here, but have ceased to say anything new)
Where's your invitation bill?
It should have been there two weeks ago. Of course, Blogger is a joke, so I'm not surprised we're having problems.
All the popular photoshoppers are there right now!
How would you know, Boner?
Blogger has been rejecting the invitation? Totally believable.
At least those initial invites went through so that all the photoshoppers could enjoy the site.
I'm just surprised they're not talking about how cool it is.
Well at least some anonymous posters (that couldn't be the doctor) made some comments about how cool it is. That's how everyone knows it's so cool. So cool.
I am Boner, and I'm a stupid pussy. A humorless dick with no actual dick. Pity me.
I'm going to do a pysch profile on myself. Tell me if I'm close.
I have no friends, but I want a boyfriend. I'm in bad health, and terrible shape. I date, if you count hanging out in truckstop men's rooms as "dating". I haven't had sex with a man in over 6 minutes and it's driving me crazy. I masturbate three times a day but can never climax due to impotence.
I've never had a boss that I didn't lie to by making him think I'm doing my work while I troll some hate blog. Yet, I still have a job because my network's sysadmin hasn't been notified. Yet. I also skulk around the office behaving like a miserable prick, because face it. I am.
My parents are divorced or possibly married. I wouldn't know because they left me in a truckstop men's room, where I remain to this day.
When I am obsessed with something I can't let it go. I make dozens of asinine posts in the comment sections in the hopes that I will fool people into giving a fuck what I think... which is my fantasy to be sure.
For some reason I'm still here, even though my crusade against Totalfark ran out of gas two months ago. What can I say? I crave attention. One way is by posting dozens of comments on the Doctor's blog in an lame attempt at revenge. Another way is by cramming a broom handle up my ass.
I like to ride other's coat tails because I can't come up with anything creative myself. And believe me, it shows.
Boner, having lost the ability to close his bitchhole, said...
Blogger has been rejecting the invitation? Totally believable.
Agreed.
At least those initial invites went through so that all the photoshoppers could enjoy the site.
Thank the FSM for that.
I'm just surprised they're not talking about how cool it is.
First rule of VIP: Don't talk about VIP.
Well at least some anonymous posters
Any anon poster who reveals Boner's identity prematurely will be banned from VIP. For life. Plus five years.
(that couldn't be the doctor)
Just like there's no way, NO WAY that you left all the lame anon comments today. No way. J/K
made some comments about how cool it is. That's how everyone knows it's so cool. So cool.
Is English a second language for you or something? You're lucky I speak fluent Jerk.
I predict that the next thing Boner says will be stupid and pointless. Much like his actual life.
i predict the comment directly above mine is pretty fucking lame.
All sorts of win, is I!!
Sorry Bill. You can't predict something that's already happened.
What you're doing there is postdicting. Ya dicthead.
please. i gave any douchebag the chance to sneak in a comment. Thanks to tabbed browsers, I read anonymous twat's expose, typed my response and happily surfed off to be enlightened by the all encompassing knowledge of B'ob's fark profile.
Once the drive heaves had finally subsided, I tabbed over and hit post.
So there but for the grace of god, go you.
Speaking of which, did I tell you about how TSZ accused me of being BO'B recently? It was pretty funny.
Lol Clinic Chat
well farks down again. Should get some interesting dreck through here soon.
Son of a bitch. It's like it happens every week now. Fark has been on life support ever since that damned redesign.
Change it back! Change it back!
Boner turned off the comments at his blog, so I'll just respond here. It should be pretty obvious by now that he reads the Clinic more than the instructions for his anal wart medication. Hello, Boner!
A great dissapointment.
You should change your blog title to that instead of Fark the Vote.
Well, it's been almost a week since anonymous people threatened to expose me and have me banned,
I'm pretty sure no threats were made. It was merely noted how unfortunate it would be for you if the info was shared.
and I have to say I'm not very impressed with what they have accomplished.
I'm pretty impressed. Considering you posted dozens of comments in this thread, and disabled comments on your own blog. Haha, you suck.
I was looking forward to a little change of pace with the shock of being banned
Yeah, then you could spend all your time trolling the Clinic. Oh wait, you already do that.
and an avalanche of insults from people who found out who I really was.
I don't think you'll have to worry about that. We're a fairly polite bunch. I'm pretty sure we'll just go on hating you behind your back, like we do now.
I was definitely losing sleep over the whirlwind that the
I bet your are. And I'm sure you've been really productive at work since you started spending all your time trolling this blog.
anonymous guardian angels of Fark were going to blow my way!
That's sad you want to be a villain so badly, that you'd paint me as a hero. LMAO
I was certain that they would really be blowing a shitstorm.
It's pronounced shit storm, bitchboy.
They blow hard.
I'd rather blow than suck (you suck).
Unfortunately nothing has happened.
Except the mega-deluxe pwning you received when you tried to anon post in here. And the best is yet to come.
I still come and go as I please with no one being the wiser.
Or so you assume.
What a let down.
Oh pout some more, why don't you? Face it: I don't play by your rules. You can call me a liar all you want. To paraphrase you, you only know what I know when I want you to know what I know.
They should be ashamed of themselves.
Why? We haven't broken Fark TOS, or insulted our fellow Farkers. That's all YOU, pal. I'm not even going to say you should be ashamed.
I think you must get that feeling on some level, because you've tried to pass the buck by accusing me of creating you. I wish that were true. Unfortunately, it's impossible for me to get my head far enough up my ass to imitate your writing style.
Boner misspelled...
dissapointment
hahahahahahahahaha
Wot a maroon!
great. fark seems to be acting up again.
why am i a leeter?
This.
Instead of the "beerspill" picture on the status page, they should change it to the "not this shit again!" graphic.
I just checked, and it seems ok now. They didn't get everything restored until 2 am, so I bet the servers will act a little wonky today.
Boner moderates his comments now. Yeah, he's not afraid of being exposed.
Boner is a cunt.
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