Happy Spanksgiving!
Greetings, turkeys and rolls. Welcome the the first annual Thanksgiving edition of the Clinic. This is the time of year when patriotic Americans show thanks to the people who make their lives better. My international readers can disregard this post. Go sweep the dirt floor of your hut, or squat by the fire and eat some bugs.
Think of all the things that make this time of year so magical. Singing Thanksgiving carols on a cold autumn night. Watching the children hang giblet bags from the mantelpiece in eager anticipation of a visit from Tom the Turkey, who scurries down the chimney to leave presents in the oven. Yes, this is truly a wonderful season.
Giving Thanks
- Thank you, TheSniperZERO, for coming back to Fark this summer. You've made the last few months a blast. Everyone loves being judged by a condescending jerk.
- Thanks again to TheSniperZERO for leaving us this fall. It turns out we got sick of your shit pretty fast. Go figure.
- Thanks to all the fucktards who claimed Fark PSers have no skill/aren't funny. I really needed a good laugh.
- Thanks for Internet porn. Obligatory.
- Thanks to Blogger, for creating such a wonderland of bickering and deceit. I don't know how I lived without it.
- Thanks to everyone who has ever trolled my comment sections. Pwning you is my favorite sport. Don't worry. One of these days you might actually think of a good comeback. Perhaps when hell freezes over.
- Thanks for America, with its purple mountains majesty and amber waves of grain. This portion of the post completes my community service.
- Thanks to all my readers. You know who you are.
- Thanks to Boner for being an incompetent douchebag with no social skills or redeeming character. And for introducing me to his mom.
That's all for today, gentle reader. I've got a turkey to carve. Go check out the new article over at TheSniperZERO Critique. Be sure to witness the anonymous comment posted by TSZ, where he refers to himself in the third person and accuses me of being Texaco Saves. I'm sure nobody saw that one coming.
Stay tuned for more holiday greetings from the Doctor!
22 comments:
Can't wait for next year's, Doc!
Holy crap. Are you still doing this?
Holy crap. Are you still doing this?
Hey look, I can double post. This is what I get for going away for a while
Are you still doing this?
Hell yeah, Hokie! It turns out I really like blogging. Who knew?
TSZ could have killed the Clinic in its cradle by offering a sincere (and specific) apology to everyone he shit on. Instead he gave us that "I'm from SA, we're rude there" bullshit. But I guess it's not fair to make the outrageous demand of a simple apology from TheSniperZERO. We all know what a shitfucker he is.
I can't talk about TSZ too much, though. It makes Boner jealous. Have you met Boner yet? He's a bit of a drama queen.
Hey look, I can double post.
One time someone double posted in here, and in the next comment, typed "MODS PLEASE REMOVE MY PREVIOUS POST." lol
i still read it as hellyeahwookie.
it makes me happy. like my VIP invite. Oh wait, for some reason I fell all stabby all of a sudden.
Wookie? That might explain the hair clogs in my shower.
Perhaps for these blogs, I should go as HellYeahAnonymous, so nobody knows who I am. Seems to be the status quo for most.
VIP? I must have missed that while away from this nonsense. I'll steal a line from Groucho Marx:
"I'd never belong to a club that would have me as a member"
Wookie? That might explain the hair clogs in my shower.
Perhaps for these blogs, I should go as HellYeahAnonymous, so nobody knows who I am. Seems to be the status quo for most.
VIP? I must have missed that while away from this nonsense. I'll steal a line from Groucho Marx:
"I'd never belong to a club that would have me as a member"
MODS, PLEASE REMOVE MY PREVIOUS POST
tee hee self pwned.
Nahh, Groucho said "Money goes out the door when loves comes innuendo"
HellYeahHokie said...
Perhaps for these blogs, I should go as HellYeahAnonymous, so nobody knows who I am.
Well, no one will ever suspect you if you talk about your plan here. Except for TheSniperZERO, of course.
Bill said...
Nahh, Groucho said "Money goes out the door when loves comes innuendo"
I prefer Harpo, because his name is Oprah backwards.
HellYeahHokie said...
MODS, PLEASE REMOVE MY PREVIOUS POST
Ok, no problem.
HellYeahHokie said...
Perhaps for these blogs, I should go as HellYeahAnonymous, so nobody knows who I am.
Well, no one will ever suspect you if you talk about your plan here. Except for TheSniperZERO, of course.
Bill said...
Nahh, Groucho said "Money goes out the door when loves comes innuendo"
I prefer Harpo, because his name is Oprah backwards.
HellYeahHokie said...
MODS, PLEASE REMOVE MY PREVIOUS POST
Ok, no problem.
Question. How can you prove that those comments were made by TSZ? They could have been made by anyone. Myself included.
Question. How can you prove that those comments were made by TSZ? They could have been made by anyone. Myself included.
Actually, they were made by you. You aren't the real HYH.
If you ARE, then go put the phrase "Fark rules" in the last line of your fark profile. That shouldn't be a problem, right, Hokie?
I'm waiting.
Please don't sock HellYeahHokie, TSZ.
Go back to posting as "Snark the Vote" or whatever.
Ok, you found me out. Everyone knows I like to sock puppet people. I have been pwned again. I suck.
I lick dog balls.
TheSniperZERO said...
Question. How can you prove that those comments were made by TSZ?
Well, it was just one comment, like I noted in the post. But now there are two, plus the one in here where you sock HYH.
We're all wise to your tricks, TSZ.
Please DIAF.
TheSniperZERO trolled...
Question. How can you
Question. Why do you always start your trolls with the word "question?"
It sounds dumb, and it makes you easy to spot.
Still waiting for that profile update. How hard could it be to add "Fark rules" for a few minutes?
I guess it would be impossible if you weren't HYH, and thus didn't have access to his Fark account.
What's the matter, TSZ? Too much of a bitch to talk now? Why don't you assume the guise of another PSer? We're all waiting, fuckface.
I'm so flattered to be a sock puppet for once!! I'm touched.
Hey Sniper. Since I'm one of the few people who actually had the balls to use my regular screen name to tell you what I thought about your websites, and I never found a reason to use any other name to hide behind in any of these blogs...perhaps you can show me some respect and not sock puppet me.
Of course, it could be Gollum...I mean Brian O'Blivion doing the puppeteering. I wouldn't put it past him.
I mean Brian O'Blivion doing the puppeteering. I wouldn't put it past him.
I know you wouldn't. :)
It's not him.
It's all TSZ.
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