Talk Dirty to Me

Introducing: Clinic Chat

Greetings, Crickets and trolls. As my frequent readers know, I've been taunting you with promises of an exciting new Clinic feature for some time now. No doubt you've been racking your brains to decipher what it could be, and for that I truly apologize. We have enough problems in the blogosphere, with all of TSZ's asshattery and Boner's whining.

Until now, we have been scuttling back and forth, leaving comments on each other's blogs. As you well know, it can sometimes take up to twenty minutes for me to respond to your pathetic attempts at trolling. Then I have to wait for your boss to go to the shitter before you can formulate a comeback. How tedious. Surely there must be a better way!

Well, now there is. Starting today, you can insult me in real time! Just head on over to the Clinic Chat. Once there, you can call me pathetic, a waste of time, or even a pathetic waste of time. It's all up to you. I think it gives the Clinic a measure of interactivity that isn't found anywhere else.

What are you waiting for? I'll be standing by to take your questions/comments/insults. Unless you're Boner. We all know he's too much of a bitch to confront someone directly.

Stay tuned for more interactive features from the Doctor!