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Greetings, crickets and trolls. I hope everyone is doing well this week. Still no word from TheSniperZERO. I'm beginning to think he doesn't love me any more. Life goes on, I suppose. We'll miss ya, Snipey. After much debate over at TPC:VIP, we've decided to open our most popular section to the public. Starting today, you can find all our great games over at the Clinic Arcade. It's a nice diversion from endless hate blogging and Internet one-upsmanship. Try and beat my high scores. Unless you're too much of a coward.
BWAK BWAK BWAK!!! LOL
I've also brought a new game over to the Clinic's main page. Of course, Mini Putt is still available at the Arcade. If you think you can beat my high score of eight under par, take your best shot.
Stay tuned for more challenges from the Doctor!
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Tuesday Night Update
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6 comments:
nice games. I would like to feel loved though, and actually be able to enter the whole site.
I'm working on it, Bill. Unfortunately, due to a recent court decision in favor of Wayne Newton Enterprises, I'm no longer allowed to send outgoing email.
What gives? I only sent a few hundred messages. Guess he can't take a joke. Or a death threat.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Fuck Wayne Newton.
ahh but Wayne aside, is it not a simple matter of adding me to the users list? If you're going to lie to me, at lease make it interesting. You know, "Its a cold sore Baby" or " I won't cum in your mouth".
ahh but Wayne aside,
That panty-catching lounge lizard.
is it not a simple matter of adding me to the users list?
Correct. Unfortunately, blogger requires an email confirmation. It may be getting caught in your spam filter. Have you checked your bulk mail lately?
If you're going to lie to me, at lease make it interesting.
I would never tell a lie. But since you insist, the email may have been deleted by a naked chick riding a dragon. It was the result of an international pudding conspiracy.
You know, "Its a cold sore Baby" or " I won't cum in your mouth".
I also would have accepted "I'm not a slut," "I'm on the pill," or "My husband is in a coma."
Checked my gmail spam mail folder. I've told you a million times... the ladies DON'T laugh at my member, and I don't need your cheap knock pills.
You should try my new product, the Doctor's Penis Cream. Just rub it on! TheSniperZERO loves it. He told me he applies it seven or eight times a day. That might explain why he doesn't update his blog anymore. He's a very busy man.
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