The Picture Clinic: Holiday Edition
Season's greetings, crickets and elves! Welcome to the first annual Picture Clinic Christmas Special. Good tidings to you, and all of your kin. Why not grab some figgy pudding and join me by the fire? This truly is the most wonderful time of the year. In the spirit of the season, I have prepared an exclusive animated feature. I hope it will help teach you all the true meaning of Christmas, just like it did for me.
Stay tuned for schmaltzy holiday-themed posts from the Doctor!
5 comments:
Speaking of Happy Holidays, look at the lump of coal that got left in my stocking this Christmas:
You picked this fight, cunt, when you stuck your nose into my dispute with that prima donna Ickprey. If he solicits criticism and then can't handle it when he gets it that is HIS PROBLEM.
You made it yours, and now that makes you mine. If you want to brag about your HR standing on blogger forums, go ahead. I wouldn't be seen dead turning in lazy, unimaginative HR vote whoring garbage like either of you, and you know it.
But If you slander me on any forum you deserve what you get, so don't whine about it like a little bitch. Either STFU and be ignored or expect more of the same, and worse.
I had nothing against you to start with. You should have left it alone. If you keep badmouthing me on the net you will become another hated pariah just like TSZ. I personally guarantee it.
No posting ANYWHERE is from me unless it has one of these.
http://www.oblivion-graphics.com/fark2/hyh-ID.jpg
AJ
By the way Brian, this isn't slander. Slander has to be untrue. Everything I've said about you, like this e-mail, can be documented .
see. that's why I think AJ is a pompous little jackass.
Hey AJ, you suck donkey balls. You are nowhere near as good as you think you. Your fucking halo is too tight for you own good. You are the type of slimy little shit that people say hi to, make polite conversation with and breathe a noisy sigh of relief when you leave the room. Mostly accompanied by hand gestures behind your back that mimic brushing their teeth with their tongue pushed firmly against the side of their mouth.
Fuck you AJ.
Oh dear, bill, now you are going to get an e-mail too.
Here's an email that I recently received at my yahoo address. From the writing style, I can only assume it was written by TSZ.
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE-OUTSTANDING PAYMENT
Good day, this is to inform you of your Long overdue Payment outstandiing in our Banking records overe here I saw your name in the Central Computer among list of unpaid inheritance claims individuals and have to update your informations through this email contact for your immediate confirmation response back to my office.
Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a
part-payment of US$7.500,000 Million (seven million and five hundred thousand United State dollars) and it has been approved already for payment months ago by the Federal Ministry of Finance.
However we received an email from one Mr.Morrison Law , who told us
that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last four months back. He has also submitted his account informations to the office department for transfer of the fund payment credit to him as your inheritor of the fund stated herein.
We are now verifing by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude confirmation if you are dead or still alive.
Please, in your reply confirmation to my office if still alive, you
should indicate the following re-confirmation informations thus below for your immediate transfer payment of your approved fund to your position account or issue certified International Bank Draft to your receiving urgently -
1. Your Name in Full
2. Your Address (Current Address )
3. Your Telephone Number (Cell Phone)
4. Your Occupation & Postion Held
5. Your Age, Gender & Marital Status
With these your re-confirmation informations indicated above when
acknowledged receipts by this unit International Monetary Fund, we
will expedict action immediately on your behalf to release transfer total amount effectively to your receiving position without further delay within 5 Bank working days.
We sincerely apologise for all your past inconvinences delayed in paying your fund to your account.
PLEASE , RESPONSE TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL POST ADDRESS
FOR SECURITY REASONS - phjames4545@mail15.com
Thanks,
Yours Faithfully
Mr.Philip James
+ 234-802 307 3094(CELL PHONE )
International Monetary Fund Unit
FIRST INLAND Bank NIG Plc
Nice try, Snipey.
The fact that BO'B can generate so much hatred over an activity that's slightly less competitive than shuffleboard is just mystifying to me. And the fact that he's still spitting venom over a "dispute" that happened nine months ago is just plain sad.
All in all, I feel sorry for the guy. But what can you do? Just let him stew in his own bile while the rest of us have fun with Photoshop.
Oh that reminds me: I've got to get back to the contests! Stupid end-of-year work crunch kept me away.
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