Questionable Retaliation
Greetings, crickets and trolls. Has it been a week already? I guess time flies when you're baiting some miserable prick into an endless blog war. Welcome once again to the Friday Q&A, where I try my best to answer your idiotic questions. We better not waste any time, or Boner might write more poems about us.
Q: Why does TheSniperZERO insist on signing his comments "anonymous?"
A: What a stupid question. The answer couldn't be more obvious. He's a huge bitch. He has a blogger account, but he's too much of a coward to log in. It doesn't matter, because I know exactly which comments are left by TSZ. Spoiler alert: they usually have something to do with how I'm wasting my time. Clearly I'm not. It would be a waste of time if I didn't get a rise out of him. Watching that bastard squirm and pretend to be other people is truly hilarious. Mainly because it simply doesn't work. His knee-jerk reactions have given me enough fodder for a thousand posts. I must say, it feels good to pull the strings of a puppet master. It's the main reason I got into this game in the first place.
Q: Did Fark have more outages this week?
A: In the last few days, Fark has crashed more than a 90 year-old woman driving a Lamborghini at top speed. I honestly don't mind, because it's given me extra time to focus on responding to as much of TheSniperZERO's trollspam as humanly possible. Speaking of which, get ready for the unveiling of an all new TSZ hate blog. Because you can never have enough TSZ hate blogs.
Q: With all the problems Fark has been having, from rampant database crashes to unrestrained trolling, have you ever considered leaving for another web community?
A: No. You fucking idiot.
That's all for this edition, gentle reader. I hope you'll join me for the upcoming second chapter of A Friendly Chat, as well as the next installment of the Blog Directory. I've also got a few surprises up my sleeve, just to keep you guessing. As always, I want to take some time at the end to taunt Edward Boner, the stupidest troll on the Internet. Hey Boner! You're a lame excuse for an adversary. I'm not seeing nearly enough poems from you. How else are people going to know that you're mad at me? You and TSZ need to crawl back into your respective holes for the winter.
Stay tuned for more demoralizing insults from the Doctor!
Friday, December 7, 2007
Friday Q&A
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7 comments:
What's this? TSZ and Boner don't have anything to say now?
We must be back to the "ignore me" phase of the cycle. I love that phase.
Well then, I guess they won't mind me saying they're both nard-gargling cockmongers.
Well, keep in mind that these are people who will leave a hundred lame anonymous comments, and yet strangely lack the balls to face off in the chat.
and wont even respond to my courteous emails of support.
fuck heads.
Well, they're assholes after all. My favorite TSZ Patented Bitch Move is logging into the chat, then logging back out like a scared little girl when he sees anyone in the room.
Update: TSZ just logged in WITH HIS OWN NAME! Unfortunately, I was off taking a dump. In the five minutes I was gone, TSZ proclaimed that I was a "afraid to chat" because I did not immediately respond to his garbage.
Next time wait two minutes before logging out, bitch. Give me a chance to wipe my ass on a printed copy of your last blog update, ok?
And don't act like you're "finally" logging in. You've been there dozens of times.
(in Chat) TheSniperZERO said...
come on doc. why are you being such a fraidy cat
*sigh* This is from the guy doesn't even have the sack to admit which anonymous comments are his. Did you forget your blogger password or something?
Over at Fark the Vote, Boner whined...
Comments have been disabled. All correspondence from me will be from my email address. This way no one can lie and say they had a conversation with me through comments.
Riiiiiight. I'm sure you're pretty bogged down responding to all those emails.
I've never responded to comments.
Except for 50 or so times in the Friday Q&A a couple of weeks ago. Lame.
I will only respond through my email address.
The fuck you will. I think Bill would disagree. Personally, I've never emailed you. If I want you to read something, I'll post it on my blog.
Just ask Drew.
Like anyone cares what he thinks. He's too busy plugging holes in the server.
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