Questionable Relaxation
Hello once again, crickets and trolls. Welcome to yet another edition of the Friday Q&A. Since it's almost Christmas, I'm very busy here at the Clinic. I'm afraid that I just don't have time for your infantile questions today. I'm going to take a page from my good friend TheSniperZERO, and phone it in. Let's get started, but keep in mind that I won't be giving any answers.
Q: You won't be answering ANY questions?
A: No, not this week. Sorry, but I just don't have time. I hope you understand. We'll be returning to our regular format in the next edition. For now, you're just going to have to get by on your own.
Q: So why post anything at all?
A: Hate blogging doesn't take a holiday. I have to give Boner and TheSniperZERO something to read, after all. They're both such morons that they feel the need to spend every waking minute chained to my blog. This place is like an inescapable prison for those jerks. And I'm the world's happiest warden.
Q: The sand in Boner's vagina has sand in its vagina.
A: Please phrase your questions in the form of a question. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be answering them. I guess it doesn't matter. Looks like we're pretty much done for this week, anyway.
That's all for today, gentle reader. I have to go work on my upcoming Christmas post. Also, stay tuned for a brand new TSZ hate blog, coming in 2008! Since the year is winding down, I want to thank each of you for being yourselves. You'll never know how much joy you've given me.
Stay tuned for more season's greetings from the Doctor!
Friday, December 21, 2007
Friday Q&A
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Boner's written a wonderful new post over at Fark the Vote. As usual, I'll respond to it here. He's too much of a bitch to have a comment section, after all. That's fine. More people read my blog anyway.
Boner said...
Pretend to be me when you sign a ridiculous online petition. Go ahead.
I just figured you would want me to sign it for you. I'm sure you cry every night without your boyfriend the Critic.
Pretend to be me when you make comments on other people's blogs. Go ahead.
Trust me, the only one pretending to be you is you.
Pretend to be me when you send cowardly e-mails.
Now we get to the heart of Boner's denial. He wants people to think I'm the one sending abusive emails. Of course, anybody with two brain cells to rub together knows that isn't true. I have never sent an email to anyone involved in this conflict. If you get a message from Boner, forward it to photoshoptordoctor@yahoo.com.
Go ahead. I'll be the first to admit I liked the original message of TSZ's blog.
Well then, you're a retard. The only purpose of that blog was to undermine and demoralize the people on TSZ's enemies list. Of which there are many.
I just think he went it about it all wrong.
Snipey goes about everything all wrong. Except for sucking your dick, apparently.
The key is to be as honest as possible.
Says the most dishonest person I've ever encountered. LMAO
I'm Edward Boner, and if I'm talking to you, I'll let you know it.
How will you let me know? By flashing your nut sack like you do at the park?
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