Friday Q&A

Questionable Interpretation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another fine edition of the Friday Q&A. I hope everyone's having a good holiday break. All this downtime has probably given you a chance to do some serious thinking. Don't worry, I'm sure the headache will go away after a while. Let's get to the questions, shall we?

Q: Do you have a retraction to make?

A: As a matter of fact, yes I do. In last week's comment section, I misquoted the total number of TheSniperZERO's Fark PS contest entries as 149 instead of 191. I regret this glaring inaccuracy and promise to more closely check my facts in the future.

Q: What's Boner been up to?

A: Apparently, he's been indiscriminately hate spamming a few of my favorite PSAEFers. His newest tactic is to send out a shotgun blast of moronic emails, then post some bogus nonsense on his blog where he blames me. I'm not sure why he does this, other than he must not be aware that such shenanigans can be easily traced. His ruse is utterly transparent, but I give him points for thinking like a five year-old instead of a two year-old.

Q: Is TheSniperZERO a deadbeat?

A: I'm afraid so. It looks like our good friend TSZ owes me a hundred bucks. I waited and waited, but he never went to the PSAEF to verify those absurdly ridiculous claims he made in last week's Q&A comment thread. According to his flawless logic, no user can ever get permabanned from TotalFark, because Drew "would rather see that $60 a month."
60 bucks a month? Must be for UltraFark. I told him that if he could get a mod to back up this horse shit, I'd wire 100 American dollars into the paypal account of his choice. Since he didn't do it, he now owes me a hundred bucks. Fair is fair. Pay up, bitch.

Well that's all for this week, gentle reader. I'd better be going, since I still have a few gifts to open. It looks like my good buddy TheSniperZERO sent me a large, ticking bomb-shaped present. Wasn't that nice of him? You really shouldn't have, TSZ. I'm going to go open it right now!

Stay tuned for more explosions from the Doctor!