Friday Q&A

Questionable Resurrection

Hello there, crickets and trolls. Welcome to yet another glorious edition of the Friday Q&A. The week is over, and it's time once again for me to put words in your mouth. You might want to have some Listerine handy.

Q: What happened to the helicopter game?

A: It was time for a change. Sorry if you were one of the pathetic losers who never got past the first level. That game was very popular, but I had to make room for Curveball. It's the latest craze. See if you can beat my all time record of 1,706,578 points.


Q: Will TheSniperZERO ever bring back TFPSTC?

A: It's up to him, though the public has apparently spoken. Lately, it seems everyone wants to bring back the Critic. Just check out all the signatures on the petition for the return of TFPSTC. Even I have begun to pine for the days of brutally dishonest photoshop criticism.

I say go for it, TSZ. I know it can be time consuming to write "critiques" every week, so I've taken the liberty of preparing some new labels for use in your crusade. Special thanks to SvartVinbars for providing the original image.


These will make it a lot easier for the Critic to express himself. All he has to do is cut and paste. He'll have everyones work looking like it was corrected by my ninth grade English teacher in no time.

Q: What would you do if TSZ stopped trolling here?

A: First of all, that will never happen. Secondly, why does everything have to be about TSZ? Just because I'm utterly obsessed with him and spend long nights lurking behind the dumpster of his apartment building doesn't mean he's the center of my world. This blog isn't about him, or how much of a bastard he is. It's not about how he tried to feed us a shit sandwich with a side of lies. Get that stupid idea out of your head right now. This blog is all about me, so without him it would just be business as usual. Now eat your damn sandwich.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. I want to close out the post by chiding Boner for not writing me a new poem. What gives Boner? I'm still waiting for your next masterpiece. It's almost like you don't love me any more.

Stay tuned for more guilt trips from the Doctor!