Questionable Construction
Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to the Friday Q&A, the only regularly occurring question and answer feature on the Internet. It's time once again for me to shed some light on the mysteries of Fark PS. Shall we get started?
Q: Why has it been so quiet here lately?
A: First of all, my apologies. I realize that as the last surviving Fark blogger (Boner doesn't count) I have a duty to my readers. If I don't deliver, nobody wins. Please forgive me for this lapse in posting over the last few weeks. My operatives and I have been extremely busy with the construction of an all new feature for the Picture Clinic. Here's a preview image to whet your appetite.
Q: Can you tell us more about this project?
A: Information will be given out on a need-to-know basis. I wish I could tell you about it now, but unfortunately this great new feature isn't finished yet. Obviously, I only want to provide the best content to my readers. At least the ones who aren't TSZ or Boner. Just be patient and continue to monitor this channel for further instructions.
Q: Why hasn't Boner written any new poems?
A: Whoa, a smart question for once. Did you get your mom to write it for you? By now, I'm sure everyone has noticed a lapse in the bile that normally comes spewing forth from Fark the Vote. Boner went to all the trouble of changing his template, and for what?
It seems our "anonymous" friend just can't catch a break. Probably because he's a huge asshole and a complete waste of life. He doesn't have the nutsack to take me on, and that's why he will always fail. Hopefully posting the upcoming contest pictures makes him feel better. Though lately it seems he's too slack to even keep that up. Grow some nuts, Boner.
That's all for this edition, gentle reader. Before I sign off, I want to take some time to taunt TheSniperZERO for not updating his blog. I had hoped last week's post would light a fire under him, but unfortunately it seems my motivational techniques need improvement. Or perhaps he's too much of a sniveling coward.
Stay tuned for more accurate observations from the Doctor!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Friday Q&A
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8 comments:
The reason its so quiet is because nobody cares anymore. TSZ is done. Boner, whoever the hell that is, is done. Even BO'B has bid farewell to Fark. Nobody is leaving you comments for the past month. With all the bile-spewers fading into the past, maybe its just time to close up shop. Or just redirect your efforts into something more positive.
The reason its so quiet is because nobody cares anymore. TSZ is done. Boner, whoever the hell that is, is done.
Done? Ha! TSZ is in lurk mode now. And Boner is just one herpes flareup away from writing another poem, so I think I'll bide my time.
Even BO'B has bid farewell to Fark.
At least you've got something to smile about. Do you see me raining on your parade?
Nobody is leaving you comments for the past month.
Umm, you just did. And I guess you aren't counting all the comments left on the 4th of this month.
With all the bile-spewers fading into the past, maybe its just time to close up shop.
If you think they are fading into the past any time soon, you are fooling yourself. Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll keep the "shop" open a little longer. Like until time ends.
Or just redirect your efforts into something more positive.
You seem to have missed the point of my post. Did I not just say that I've been working on something else? That's why it's been so quiet here.
And for the record, I LIKE quiet.
I like ice cream.
And VIP.
You bastard, stop excluding me. It's like that threesome all over again.
I only like astronaut ice cream.
As for VIP, sorry if you or anyone else was excluded. I promise the new feature won't have so many bugs.
And with the threesome, it was my understanding that you were only going to watch.
then who was going to take the pics and post them on the internet?
Jeez, betwwen the camera man, the sound guy and the director, that's a lot of heads in the room!
that's a lot of heads in the room!
Better call Boner's mom.
Oh, I've got her on speed dial. She's like a VD delivery service.
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