Friday Q&A

Questionable Homecoming

Hello there, crickets and trolls! Another week has flown by, and it's once again time for the Friday Q&A. In what has become our longest running regular feature, I take time to answer the questions you're too shy and/or stupid to ask. I also like to relentlessly taunt the blogger known as Edward Boner, since he's a such a dickless cumfarter. Fuck you, Boner.

Q: Hey Doc, did you get some good news?

A: You bet your mother's disease-ridden ass I did. Earlier this week, it was brought to my attention that our good friend TheSniperZERO has once again assumed the mantle of The Fark Photoshop Thread Critic. I don't know how frequently he intends to post, but if it's as often as he enters Fark contests, probably every six months or so. Welcome back, Critic!


Q: Why did the Critic stage a come back?

A: "Come back" isn't really the right phrase, since it implies he actually left at some point. TheSniperZERO has been trying (unsuccessfully) to troll the Clinic since day one, which is kind of strange when you consider that I haven't left a comment at TFPSTC in months. Stay on your side of the fence, TSZ.

As for the his most recent "return," you can blame the Honor Roll drama. In the wake of StovepipeBender's retirement declaration, TheSniperZERO wrote a post in which he expressed pretty much the same sentiments found in last week's Q&A. Not surprising, really. The Clinic is most likely the only thing TSZ reads (other than the directions for his anal wart creme), so I really can't fault him for plagiarizing my opinions.

Q: What about the new feature?

A: The countdown is on for the unveiling of our newest feature! We were all set for the big debut in this week's Q&A, but I've decided to hold it over your heads for a little while longer, because I'm such an ass. The next evolution of the Picture Clinic goes live in a few days, and I promise you won't be disappointed. Unless you're a whiny pissant who's never happy with anything, in which case you can go fuck yourself.

That's all for this week, gentle reader. I want to close this post by thanking TSZ for his gallant return. Good for you, buddy. I know I've ripped on your writing style in the past, but after reading months of Boner's ill-conceived drivel, TFPSTC now seems like it was penned by Shakespeare. That's not much of a compliment, but it's still the nicest thing I've ever said about the Critic.

Stay tuned for more illogical comparisons from the Doctor!