Thursday, February 14, 2008

Valentine's Day Massacre 2008

Hello there, crickets and trolls. Welcome to the first annual Valentine's Day edition of the Clinic. I'm going to do my best to return all the love that's been shown to me throughout the years in a single post. Ready? Here goes!

Well, that didn't take long. Since we've got a few extra minutes, please enjoy this special Valentine's video from our friends at JibJab. Afterwards, I've got some important information to share.


We interrupt our regularly scheduled asinine blog posting to bring you this:

Depressing Bulletin

As you're no doubt aware, there's been an ongoing controversy among Fark PSers concerning the decrease in voter turnout. Unfortunately, the fact of the matter is that Fark is in serious decline. Take a look at this graph, illustrating the percentage of total page views for the site.

% of total page views out of the top 100,000 web sites.

I feel I should apologize to anyone whom I implied was stupid or living in the past. Regardless of whether or not Fark was better a few years ago, there definately were more people viewing the site. The so-called "Golden Age" apparently peaked in 2004, followed by a strong revival in 2006. However, the year 2007 (around the time of the redesign) marked the beginning of a steady downturn which has taken us to pre-2003 levels of site traffic.

You're no doubt asking yourself where everyone went. That's a great question, gentle reader! Stay tuned for the shocking answer in tomorrow's Q&A. I could tell you now, but it's Valentine's Day and something tells me you haven't been jerked around enough.

Stay tuned for more cliffhangers from the Doctor!

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