Friday Q&A

Questionable Retardation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to an all-Boner edition of the Friday Q&A. This week's post is dedicated to the now-retired creator of Fark the Vote. My erstwhile nemesis, Edward Boner exploded onto the blogging scene several months ago. Hopefully, what follows will clear up some of the questions left unanswered by his sudden disappearance.

Q: Boner's really gone?

A: Apparently so. If his last post is to be believed, it's back to lurking for our good friend Boner. No more Fark the Vote, with its insipid poetry and ad hominem attacks on our fellow PSAEFers. We may have one less blog to read, but some solace can be taken in the knowledge that Boner will continue to lurk here for the rest of his miserable life. I can't wait until he finally breaks down and leaves some asinine comment (anonymously of course). Bring it on, bitch.

Q: What makes Boner the perfect enemy?

A: The answer is quite simple: lack of intelligence. Boner has a fundamental deficit of intellect that makes winning arguments against him easier than boxing a two year-old. His complete ignorance of the English language, misinterpretation of forum discussions, and general failure to comprehend how the Internet works have led me to a couple of rather stark conclusions. First of all, Boner is far too stupid to be called retarded. Statements like that are demeaning to the mentally handicapped. Secondly, Boner will never be able to stop reading this blog. I make a game of seeing how long he can go without visiting the Clinic. The answer, like his dick, is not very long.

Q: So what's next for Boner?

A: You mean after he reads this post? There's really no telling. If his suicide note is to be believed, Boner intends to lurk around the Scrutinizer Forums. I doubt he's stupid enough to cause any real trouble, but just in case, I wanted to share this info with the mods over there. Just a friendly heads-up.

That's all for this week, gentle reader. I want to end this post by once again taunting Boner to post on this blog. I doubt it will happen, since he's obviously too much of a sniveling coward, but I might as well give it a shot. If he was worth a shit, he'd find a way to break in to the Clinic Forums. Of course we all know by now that he's far too stupid to accomplish that feat.

Stay tuned for more intelligence estimates from the Doctor!