Friday Q&A

Questionable Investigation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. It's Friday again, and that means it's time for another edition of the Friday Q&A. I hope everyone had as good a week as I did. I spent most of my time, as I always do, lurking in the bushes outside of Wayne Newton's house. That's a topic for another discussion, however. Let's get to your questions, which I have once again taken the liberty of asking for you.

Q: What's up, Doc?

A: I've been keeping a low profile this week, and doing a bit of investigating. As you may remember, I recently stumbled onto a conspiracy that shocked even me. Rest assured, the discovery was accidental. It's not like I make a habit of raking the muck. Frankly, there's just too much of it. However, withholding evidence from the Fark community would be a crime in itself. You can see the bind I'm in.

Q: What's Boner been up to?

A: This week, curiosity finally got the better of retired blogger Edward Boner, who must have gotten his mom to help him breach the security parameter over at my forum. For about fifteen minutes, Boner had access to all the classified discussions he normally isn't allowed to view. This utterly predictable development was the highlight of my week. Did he think I wouldn't notice? Look for an update to the Boner thread in the near future.

Q: Have you seen TheSniperZERO lately?

A: Of course I have, stupid. Good old TSZ, your friend and mine, is never far from the Picture Clinic. He can cut back on how much he visits, but he'll never be able to quit me. I wonder why that is. After all, you don't see me railing against him or his ridiculous blog any more. You don't see me pointing out that I've beaten him in every argument we've ever had. He doesn't even bother to leave a bunch of asinine "anonymous" comments wherein he claims not to be himself. Jeez, TSZ. It's almost like you don't love me any more.

That's all for this week, gentle reader. Keep watching this blog for further updates and new features. As for Boner, well, I know that he knows what I know, and he also knows who knows what I know. Back away from the Internet slowly, Boner. You have, once again, been pwned.

Stay tuned for more pwnings from the Doctor!