Friday Q&A

Questionable Hibernation

Hello there, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a special holiday weekend edition of the Friday Q&A. Like most Americans, I'm taking some time off to remember the sacrifices of our brave soldiers, and perhaps drunkenly injure myself whilst attempting to operate the barbecue grill. At any rate, my plans don't leave lot of time for questions, so we'll have to keep things brief.

Q: You won't be answering any questions?

A: Absolutely not. My weekend plans simply don't allow enough time to translate your idiotic musings into proper English sentences. When faced with the decision to reduce quality or take the week off, I chose the latter. For those of you with a public school education, "latter" means "the second thing."

Q: Wouldn't it be easier not to post at all?

A: I suppose so, if you want to get technical. Of course, I was never taught to take the easy way out. That would be like TSZ giving a heartfelt apology to everyone he insulted. It just wouldn't be natural.

Q: Haven't you already used this gimmick?

A: Let me applaud your memory. I'm astonished that someone with such a small amount of functioning brain cells can recall what they had for breakfast, let alone the details of a blog posting from over five months ago. We'll be back on schedule next week. And don't worry, I won't be asking what you had for breakfast.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. As always, thanks for stopping by. I hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend. For my international visitors who don't celebrate the holiday, I ask that you please stop disrespecting America. Go blow your fingers off with some fireworks. We probably saved your ass in World War Two.

Stay tuned for more patriotic rantings from the Doctor!