Friday Q&A

Questionable Infuriation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to the Friday Q&A. That was a nice vacation, wasn't it? I hope everyone had a good time, unless you disagree with me slightly about Photoshop, in which case I hope you choked on tainted meat while being anally violated by a rabid baboon. But enough about Boner's mom. Let's get to the questions.

Q: Why are you still antagonizing TheSniperZERO?

A: Why not? He's never given me a reason to stop. He has never shown an ounce of integrity, nor any remorse for his actions. He's had innumerable opportunities to clear his name, but has been more concerned with perpetuating a series of ridiculous ruses. As though tricking me in a chat room would gain him any insight into what motivates my agenda.

Q: Do you really expect TSZ to apologize for what he did?

A: Of course not. Sometimes I think that people forget this is a parody blog, and many of my statements are made purely for comedic effect. I wouldn't expect TheSniperZERO to apologize any more than I would expect him to shower or clean his genitals. You have to remember who we're talking about here. He would much rather preserve his legacy of being a dick. Bravo, TSZ. It's a good look for you.

Q: How's Boner doing?

A: Boner's still skulking around. I can only hope that he has been spending the last few months learning to read, in breathless anticipation of our next encounter. A working knowledge of the written word is important if you want to successfully troll someone. That's the thing about Boner. The English language is not one of his strong suits. Perhaps he spent too much time mastering turd burglary.

That's all for this edition, gentle reader. Thanks for joining me again. I know you have a choice in hate blogs (at least you did a few months ago). Keep watching the Clinic for new updates and surprises. I will continue to bring you fair and balanced reports on how TSZ is a stupid douche.

Stay tuned for more journalistic bias from the Doctor!