The Photoshoptor Doctor Picture Clinic

Questionable Affliction

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A. How nice of you to take time away from fellating dead animals long enough to join me. I'll be brief, since I know that hobby encompasses most of your day.

Q: Did we have another instashop contest this week?

A: We sure did, but apparently no one noticed. Thread 3720615 was chosen for use as an instashop, despite having an 'O' the size of a postage stamp. The fact that the winning entry has eight votes proves most photoshoppers don't go anywhere near the main Fark page. And that many submitters have no idea what constitutes a good photoshop contest.

175x131: The perfect size for 'shoppin!

Q: Are you going to critique TheSniperZERO's recent contest entries?

A: Finally, a relevant question. As many of you are no doubt aware, TheSniperZERO has returned to us (again), posting entries in three recent contests. Fortunately for TSZ, there's no need for him to check TSZC every fifteen minutes, in breathless anticipation of my review. I'd like to hereby announce my retirement from photoshop criticism. If TSZ wants any pro tips, he should seek out the wonderfully insightful Critique area over at the Squirrel Forums. Interesting how our erstwhile PS critic has little or no involvement with a section devoted to criticizing photoshops.

Q: Does that mean your feud with TSZ is at an end?

A: Much like your sex life, the feud never had a beginning. TheSniperZERO is not my enemy. True, I disagree with just about everything he says, and 90% of the things he stands for. Sure, I've perpetuated a prolonged blog war against him, and spend most of my weekends sifting through his garbage. That doesn't mean I hate the guy. I'm not out to torment him, either. I've never asked more from TSZ than a simple apology, and for him to never have been born. Am I asking too much?

That's all for this time, gentle reader. As always, thanks for stopping by. In the coming weeks, look for the return of some classic Clinic features, as well as all new content you won't find anywhere else. Spoiler alert: much of it will involve lampooning TSZ.

Stay tuned for more prolonged mockery from the Doctor!