Friday Q&A

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Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a very special edition of the Friday Q&A. Today is our one year anniversary! I sure hope you got me a nice present. If I'm not mistaken, the first year's gift is traditionally paper. While I'm hoping for a crisp hundred dollar bill, I would also accept a few wads of toilet tissue. Assuming at least one ply is unused.

Q: Why do you keep this blog going?

A: Why not? Blogging is the thing to do these days. If you have a warped opinion and a semi-functional keyboard, you can complain to the whole world. I have one advantage over most bloggers in that I am always 200% right. I attain this feat by being an argumentative jackass. You should try it some time! Unless you're TheSniperZERO, in which case you should probably cut back a bit.

Q: Why do you love being a blogger?

A: It's a natural fit for me. Blogging combines two of my favorite things: self congratulatory pap, and the time honored tradition of complaining. Before the Picture Clinic, you had to stand in my general vicinity, or accidentally call me on the telephone to hear my opinions. Modern technology has allowed me to spread my message of peace, unity, and undying hatred to people around the world.

Q: Do you like working alone?

A: Absolutely. I enjoy the wonderful togetherness and community spirit of Fark, but there are some things you just have to do by yourself. While there were a few mutual Critic antagonists, no one conspired against him. If anything, most of us disagree on who was most effective at fucking up TFPSTC. I'm not after bragging rights, so I'll let whomever wants to take credit for that rag's downfall do so without comment.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Once again, thanks for making this blog possible. Keep checking the Clinic for more special events during our anniversary month. While I have a life outside of Fark, you can always look to this site for an unbiased opinion on how TheSniperZERO is a complete ass.

Stay tuned for more factual veracity from the Doctor!