Friday Q&A

Questionable Degradation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another informative edition of the Friday Q&A. Each week, I delve deeply into the consciousness of the Fark photoshop community, then pat myself on the back for doing an awesome job. Sometimes I even skip the first step, so I can focus on great I am.

Q: What makes your blog so awesome?

A: First of all, you're doing the right thing by sucking up to me. It's a good look for you. That being said, it's important to note that I'm not the most awesome person on Fark. However, I am the loudest and most abrasively sanctimonious. This gives me an edge in the blogging world, where self-serving narcissism reigns supreme.

Q: Can others learn from your example?

A: I like to think so. In a perfect world, we would all have blogs. Think of what a glorious utopia that would be! Every fool would blither endlessly into the void, scrawling down their worthless opinions as if they mattered to anyone. Actually, that's pretty close to what we have now. This is truly a marvelous time to be alive.

Q: Was the critic right about Fark's decline?

A: Of course not. The Critic (aka: TheSniperZERO) was never right about anything. Not only were his assessments of my fellow photoshoppers inaccurate, but his rants about the so-called "Golden Age" coming to an end were utterly laughable. In my opinion, the only things that change on Fark are which clichés people bitch about being "abused." There will always be good work and lousy work, and neither has more right to exist in our community than the other.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. As we continue to celebrate the Clinic's one year anniversary, keep checking this blog for the well-written commentary you demand. One of these days, it just might be here.

Stay tuned for more self satire from the Doctor!