Birthday Q&A

Questionable Conception

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a very special edition of the Friday Q&A. It's TheSniperZERO's birthday! Just 37 years ago, a small-minded jackass was born. Let's all join together in celebration of this unique individual, who captivated us with backbiting insults.

Q: What is TheSniperZERO's problem?

A: I've been trying to figure that out since I first discovered him. TSZ is truly a man of mystery. Since our first skirmish, I've been wondering exactly what crawled up this guy's ass. He has a mile-long list of people whom he can't stand, which makes me wonder why he bothered with trying to "save" the Fark community in the first place. Regardless of his hamfisted intervention, I think we're doing just fine.


Q: Why didn't TSZ respond to last week's post?

A: I have no idea. I was all set for an epic flame war, filled with pseudo-psychoanalytical posturing and straw man arguments. What a letdown! How rude of him to disappoint my readers like that. Maybe he'll come to his senses this week and call me a fag or a retard. I've had so much fun baiting him into dozens of pointless tantrums, and I sure hope I'm not losing my touch.

Q: Why is TheSniperZERO such a lousy critic?

A: He seems to prefer the "do as I say, not as I do" approach to photoshopping. For all his bluster towards so-called cliche abusers, TSZ's own photoshop work is largely dependent on Star Wars and other geek culture references. If you're going to set yourself up as some kind of guru, at least have the decency to follow your own guidelines.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. As usual, thanks for stopping by. I want to close this post by once again wishing TheSniperZERO a happy birthday. It's been said that when they made TSZ, they broke the mold. Okay, no one's ever said that, but I still hope it's true.

Stay tuned for more cautious optimism from the Doctor!