Friday Q&A

Questionable Attrition

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. Every week, I distill my vast array of photoshop knowledge into a pineapple-shaped cluster of wisdom, which I then proceed to cram up TheSniperZERO's expansive shit hole. It's my way of giving back to the Fark community, by proliferating my negative opinions and constantly proclaiming how heroic I am.

Q: Did you talk to any old friends this week?

A: I sure did. We finally heard something from TheSniperZERO, who crawled out from the gutter to spew some more bile. This was a nice change of pace from the last few months, when he thought pretending to ignore my blog would make it go away. Since that tactic failed more than his quest for photoshop relevance, TSZ has once again fallen back into his comfort zone of profanity and schoolyard insults. I was wondering how long that mouth-breathing jackass could hold his tongue.

Q: Why did TSZ pick this week to stop lurking?

A: I would say that he disagreed with my stance on the Fail tag, but I think we all know that he doesn't really have an opinion about that issue. Why would someone who barely uses Fark care what one of the tags looked like? I believe he may be feeling frustrated after a recent PSAEF conversation, wherein his erstwhile whipping boy Tillman professed to have only recently discovered the wit and wisdom of TFPSTC. I found this to be extremely amusing, given how the Critic thought he was making some kind of a stand by "calling out" our favorite Krylon enthusiast. The dumbfuck might as well have been talking to a brick wall.

Q: Are you doing anything special for TheSniperZERO's birthday?

A: You bet I am. Many of you will remember last year's celebration. As luck would have it, TSZ's birthday falls on a Friday this time around. You can expect a very special Q&A next week. It will be vastly different from previous editions devoted entirely to TSZ (including this one). You won't want to miss the festivities!

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks for stopping by to once again bask in the warmth of my self-proclaimed genius. I want to congratulate TSZ for finally speaking up after all these months. It may have only been a snide four-line comment, but hopefully there's a lot more where that came from.

Stay tuned for more flame baiting from the Doctor!