Friday Q&A

Questionable Alteration

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. Hopefully everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. As the Christmas season approaches, I think it's important to celebrate the spirit of giving. Look for an upcoming installment of The Doctor's Gift Guide, wherein I'll share my wealth of knowledge on the art of bribing people to like you. In the meantime, you'll have to settle for the gift of me answering your moronic questions.

Q: Did you change the Clinic's template?

A: I sure did. Congratulations on your keen powers of observation. It's really surprising that you "accidentally" bring home as many transsexual prostitutes as you do. The old Clinic template had gotten a bit dusty, and I felt it was time for a change. I also repaired the broken links to my theme song and TSZ testimonial. Mp3 hosts seem to flame out pretty quickly, as I've gone through three or more in this blog's lifespan alone. Hopefully the new one will stick around for a while.

Q: What happened to Curveball?

A: I moved it back to the Arcade. Having games here on the main page was fun for a while, but now it's time to free up that valuable real estate for an even better feature. What will it be? Another widget? More polls? Only time will tell. In the meantime, you can still find Curveball and all the other great games at the Clinic Arcade. Look for updates to that page in the future.

Q: Will we ever get another Honor Roll?

A: Apparently so. As you no doubt remember, StovepipeBender shut down the venerable Fark Honor Roll earlier this year. While the Scrutinizer serves its purpose admirably, many of us still miss the simplicity of the old HR. That's why I was excited to read a recent blog posting by the creator of Manipster. According to him, a forthcoming update will mimic the design and functionality of the original Honor Roll. This is good news for anyone who still misses that classic site. I'll make sure to bring any such revisions to your attention.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. As always, thanks for stopping by. Don't be surprised if the Clinic undergoes a few more template changes in the coming days. Pardon my dust, as I've only altered this site's appearance twice so far. Stark contrast indeed to TheSniperZERO, who changed TFPSTC every time someone made him look like a douchey fucktard (which was two or three times per day for a while).

Stay tuned for more overdue remodeling from the Doctor!