Friday Q&A

Questionable Repetition

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. I hope everyone had a nice Christmas. With the rush of the holiday season, it looks like there just isn't enough time to answer your idiotic questions this week. To any readers who may rely on this feature's accuracy, I offer my sincerest apologies. I also have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Q: You aren't going to answer any questions this week?

A: I'm afraid not. Apparently my schedule just won't allow for it. I hope you can understand. Next week will see the return of our standard format, so just stay calm until then. Do not attempt to answer questions on your own! My research indicates that you are ill-suited for such a task.

Q: Didn't you do this last year?

A: I certainly did. Regular visitors to the Clinic may recall that I pulled a similar stunt last Christmas. Of course, hate-blogging doesn't take a vacation. If you disagree with me about Photoshop, fuck off. Go hit yourself in the head with a claw hammer, shit dick. Hopefully, the preceding tirade will satisfy your recommended weekly allowance of bile.

Q: TSZ blows goats.

A: Such an eloquent statement. Have you ever considered hate-blogging? For future reference, please phrase your questions in the form of a question. But I guess it doesn't matter since I'm not answering anyway.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Look for my upcoming New Year's edition, where I count down the top hate blog postings of 2008. You won't want to miss it. When the time comes to hand out praise, I'm always the first to pat myself on the back.

Stay tuned for more self-congratulatory pap from the Doctor!