Friday Q&A

Questionable Absolution

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to the very first Friday Q&A of 2009. Hopefully your bright optimism for the new year has begun to fade, and we can get back to business as usual. This week I'm taking time to clear the air with my old buddy TheSniperZERO. It seems the erstwhile Critic recently made a return to Fark. Welcome back TSZ!

Q: Are you mad TheSniperZERO is Farking again?

A: What gave you a ridiculous idea like that? Everyone is welcome at Fark, even assholes. TSZ is a decent Photoshopper, when he's able to focus on his own work. Whether or not he can stomach losing to people whom he badmouthed last year is another question entirely, but I'm sure he takes it in stride.

Q: So you've forgiven TSZ?

A: Absolutely not, and I fail to see why I should. This is the same asshole who made petty attacks on people because they used cliches. The same asshole who scoffed at the idea of anyone actually having fun whilst crafting their Fark entries. Our contests have been described, by wiser men than me, as slightly less competitive than shuffle board. But to hear this jackass talk, it was a fucking Olympic sport. We apparently aren't worthy to kiss the Wacoms of those great Golden Age Photoshoppers.

Q: Do you expect him to apologize?

A: Of course not. Everyone knows that TheSniperZERO is an unrepentant asshole. If I ever saw him apologize for anything, I would die laughing. Then I'd go to Hell and make a fortune selling kerosene heaters. TSZ was trolling my blog and insulting his fellow Photoshoppers as recently as last month. Meanwhile, he's never offered so much as a simple explanation for the callow attacks made during his Critic days.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks for stopping by. I want to close this post by once again welcoming TheSniperZERO back to Fark. I might have a bit of fun heckling him, but it's only because he's a hopelessly arrogant jackass.

Stay tuned for more accurate observations from the Doctor!