Friday Q&A

Questionable Relocation

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome to a very special edition of the Friday Q&A, and the first posting from my new address. Please pardon the clutter, as I haven't really had time to unpack. We'd better get to the questions, whilst I try to figure out which one of the boxes is emitting that foul odor.

Q: Why did you change your address?

A: I've been considering a move for the past few months, but I'm always wary of making serious changes to the Clinic. However, updating the address is far from complicated. For anyone who doesn't have the benefit of running a rival hate blog, allow me to explain that Blogger makes it a simple task to alter a page's URL. Relocating the entirety of my site's content to its new home was a snap. Please have patience whilst I clean up any broken links left over from the move.

Q: Did you get a haircut?

A: I must complement your keen powers of observation. The ability you have to perceive things that have happened is unparalleled. This week, in a move that shocked the Fark-related Photoshop blogging community, I retired my second generation ass-face icon. The old one served me well, but I'm very happy with version 3.0.

Q: Is the contest queue back to normal?

A: Normal? There aren't enough jumping dogs and b&w pictures in the queue for it to be anywhere near normal. In a surprise move this week, the admins actually greenlit a decent number of quality images and themes. Such actions have left bloggers like me scrambling for something to complain about. Shame on the powers that be for teasing us with such unsustainable levels of awesome.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. And so concludes my first posting from the new address. Thanks for stopping by my housewarming party. In lieu of a gift, please refrain from spitting on the floor.

Stay tuned for more unreasonable requests from the Doctor!