Friday Q&A

Questionable Decomposition

Greetings crickets and trolls. Welcome to another edition of the Friday Q&A. Thanks for joining me once again. In this weekly feature, I take time to address issues directly related to the Fark Photoshop community. Let nothing sway my vigilant gaze.

Q: Did any more famous people die this week?
Abe Vigoda LIVES
A: Yes, probably a few. Death is a natural part of life, and our celebrities will always be in danger of assassination at the hands of secret Iranian agents. This week, it is my sad duty to report the passing of Walter Cronkite. I'm no journalist, but I've always seen direct and obvious parallels between his work and my own.

This just in! My egomania has reached staggering depths!

Q: Is Imageshack back online?

A: It would appear so. One week ago, Imageshack was the victim of a bizarre hacker attack that substituted many hosted images with a tl;dr rant on the subject of Internet security. Luckily, the damage appears to have been repaired. All the images are visible again, and there have been no further incursions by Anti-Sec.

Q: Why is the contest queue so short?

A: No one knows for sure why Fark's admins occasionally fail to greenlight Photoshop threads. In the past few days, the list of upcoming contests has dwindled to less than a dozen. There's been no shortage of good submissions, but so far most of them have been rejected.

That's all for this time, gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. Please do your part by submitting a contest for Fark's admins to reject. If that doesn't work, the Parrot may want to consider eating more fiber.

Stay tuned for more dietary suggestions from the Doctor!