Friday Q&A

Questionable Devotion

Greetings, crickets and trolls. Welcome back to another edition of the Friday Q&A. In this weekly feature, I explore those issues that matter most to the Fark Photoshop community. Thanks for joining me once again. Today, I'll be offering a bit of explanation for any newcomers to the Clinic. Veteran readers should probably skip straight to deciphering the secret hidden messages in this post.
You are stupid.
Q: What is your mission?

A: My mission has always been the same. I'm just doing my part to spread good will in our community. Unless you disagree with me, in which case you can fuck off. I like to think of myself as the voice of reason, my Iranian assassination conspiracies notwithstanding.

Q: How do you decide which issues to cover?

A: That's a good question. Obviously you're having a moment of clarity in your otherwise inhalant-clouded existence. Issues dealt with at the Picture Clinic are decided by a scientific study of an unscientific poll. All the data is then handed over to my crack team of typewriting monkeys, who hurl their feces at the the most pressing matters of the day. At some point, spell check is applied, and any references to bananas are removed.

Q: Is anything off limits?

A: I try not to make fun of your mother's penis, but otherwise pretty much anything goes. I believe in shining a harsh light on current events, whilst not getting bogged down in tedious facts. My only crimes are caring too much, and arson.

That's all for this time gentle reader. Thanks again for stopping by. I hope I was able to enlighten some of the newcomers about this blog's purpose and core message. If you still don't understand, try rereading the post with a thesaurus handy. You might be getting thrown off by all the literary flourishes and poop jokes.

Stay tuned for more excretory humor from the Doctor!